holy moses

May 14, 2008

wow. someone please find this lady’s review.

i love current tv

mike

EDIT: thanks for finding her clips. she’s unbelievable!

mike

83 Comments

  1. kUmiKo on May 19, 2008 at 6:47 am

    chatching his neck………WOW WOW WOW………..LOL :;:;、:;、:;、;:ヽ(∀≦*)ブッ LOL

  2. Zmazhiing on May 18, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Hahhaha😄 where do you find all videos?😛

  3. whatsername_Katya on May 16, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    that woman is crazy

  4. Blaesbjerg on May 16, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Maybe she should make a review of : How to get Mike Shinoda from LINKIN PARKS attention!!

  5. Jo on May 16, 2008 at 6:08 am

    That guy wins at life. Srsly. What a babblebox.

    Otherwise — ew.

  6. zimminator on May 15, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    WHERE DO YOU FIND ALL THESE VIDEOS hahaha they’re fucking hilarious!!!!

  7. rockgecko on May 15, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    And wow.. Someone actually went and found her YouTube address…… Yeah have fun with that… Or die of boredom cos I sure as hell aint gunna click it O.o

  8. rockgecko on May 15, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Wow…………….. And I thought I talked a lot O.o

  9. kenjita on May 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    hi mike! this is her youtube space http://www.youtube.com/user/happyluauvlogs
    she talks so much! xD
    see you🙂

  10. analoggirl on May 15, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    I wonder if she does product demonstrations too. hahahaha

  11. Curiosa on May 15, 2008 at 11:49 am

    ??”find this ladies review”?? What’s wrong Mike, can’t satisfy the wifey at home? :)~ lol j/k Mike you’re such a perv! lol I’m surprised your female fans haven’t asked you if you’re as big as the vibrator. :)~ lol If lupi were here I’m sure that would have been her first question. lol

  12. Madlen on May 15, 2008 at 11:37 am

    i think the “this vibrator is rather large” quote is my favourite…:Dhilarious:D

  13. Kira on May 15, 2008 at 11:32 am

    I got home from school a couple days ago and two seconds before the first vibrator review my mom walked in the room looking for the dictionary and she heard the duration of the video. Awkward much?

  14. Y_ on May 15, 2008 at 10:46 am

    lol..mike, you r the one who r spreading bad education..!! ;p

  15. asianotter on May 15, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Mike, i LOVE current tv! thanks ; D

  16. rockermeg on May 15, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Oh that’s freakin hilarious!!God…Who actually watches this crap??

    Cheers Mike,

    Megnx

  17. KAT83 on May 15, 2008 at 8:33 am

    o_o I aspirated coffee.
    Lonely much?

  18. NoFace on May 15, 2008 at 4:00 am

    no, seriously, people are talking about getting a life on mikeshinoda dot com? cut me some slack, please. look at yourself

  19. NoFace on May 15, 2008 at 4:00 am

    no, seriously, people are talking about getting a life on mikeshinoda dot com? cut me some slack, please. look at yourself

  20. axrinekey on May 15, 2008 at 3:54 am

    OMG… is what I can say~~ xDDD
    Hillarious, still.

  21. AmyLynette_91 on May 15, 2008 at 2:09 am

    hahahaha.. really F! oh my… that lady is hahahah very funny i gotta say…

  22. Reem on May 15, 2008 at 2:00 am

    are you kiddin me? she’s outta her mind,man, she needs help, god too much time on her hands but still, shes not younge she should just respect herself and stay at home and get over herself! lol you and your weird posts. That woman isnt right though,’holy moses’ is a good heading,lol.

  23. Saralx on May 15, 2008 at 12:22 am

    I looove American Television, don’t stop posting Mike!

  24. Frerard on May 14, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    i don’t see anything O_O
    panda kix the comp

  25. KATHYxx on May 14, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    I couldn’t hold my laughter further in than the haiku part… oh but it got better(or worse, you pick).

    You wanna find her reviews? ok, i’ll have to commend your bravery for that, but i think someone posted it already lmao.

  26. ninguem on May 14, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    she is so ugly…so she never will see one real😀

    btw-go here to see one special about minutes to midnight
    i wrote part of intro http://www.linkinparkbr.com/extras/mtm/

  27. keat on May 14, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    …the size of that mole…

  28. CherryRed on May 14, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    That was freaking hilarious! This woman buys stuff everyday! The best is if you look at what she reviews she buys alot of self help books, sexual toys and chocolate & she loves to review everything!!

    HEre is the link to her profile Mike: http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A1YUL9PCJR3JTY/ref=cmayapdp_profile

    I needed a good laugh! Thanks Mike!

  29. Philly_Willy on May 14, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    . .

    O

    Just sayin

  30. nillp on May 14, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    “i love current tv”

    i think u love dirty things.😛

  31. nillp on May 14, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    ha! she’s the dirtiest ‘grandma’ i’ve ever seen. hilarious. lol

    i found her reviews; and i’m not with time to see if someone has already posted it, so here they’re: 1st vibrator & the 2nd one [-i don’t want to think about why do u want to watch these reviews.- :P]

    but, if wasn’t the vibrator’s reviews that u were looking for, here u can find the others. (x

    take care; keep rocking.

    love ya ~ mk’nil ♥

  32. BloodAngel on May 14, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    You know what… I’m Gonna name my kid Linkin, or after a band member…. haha read the rest of my post, haha i just wasted 5 seconds of your life….no flamming plz

  33. BloodAngel on May 14, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Are you serious…. Awesome dude…. I wonder if mike (or anyone else in the band) might actually say that, like as an introduction to the concert Projekt Revolution…. You could get mentioned……I could maybe……That would be kewl

    As an end note, what if the kid hated the band? wouldn’t that suck? Don’t get me started on nicknames for him….

  34. bangbangbangonddoorbaby on May 14, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    on a random note http://www.intelligencer.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1023521&auth=Barry+Ellsworth this couple named their child Linkin spelled after linkin park.

  35. shan1105 on May 14, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    excellent, that was really f**king funny. Who would take that lady’s advice on which vibrator is best. Very bad visual!

  36. PinkWater3 on May 14, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    ahahaha oh my god i can’t stop laughing!
    this woman is my mom…

    (no she’s not.)

  37. akitagirl on May 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    At the end of a very long day – you always have something to make me rotflmao. Thanks Mike – Do you find these videos yourself or do ppl send them to you? Either way kudos for posting!

  38. WTF on May 14, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Jaclyn – I’m pretty sure Mike wouldn’t be caught dead near a vibrator. He’d have to come up with something else and make it equally as funny.

  39. Celestial on May 14, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I like the haiku guy and of course, the vibe woman with a moley on her face.😀

  40. alyeska39 on May 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Jaclyn: That is NOT something I would ever want to see…… ever.

  41. Jaclyn on May 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    thanx a lot for killing me ))))) my jaws are sore ………. would you like to parody that poor old lady? ;))

  42. WTF on May 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    The guy in the video is almost as awesome as Mike.

  43. WTF on May 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    “It was a size that I could fully utilize”

    Cause you know. She’s never had a penis in real life before. Especially with that huge mole on her face.

  44. Sukka3 on May 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1YUL9PCJR3JTY/ref=cmcrprauthrev?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview

    all her reviews are there. enjoy

  45. WTF on May 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    LOL. Anyone Post the link yet? Here…….. Except she doesn’t do the camera choking thing in it.

    http://www.amazon.com/review/R2BMRWTOJ3LAZE?%5Fencoding=UTF8&videoPreplay=1

    JesusFuckingChrist.

  46. vanessa_6487 on May 14, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    like WTF… seriusly this people need a life… This woman is just unbelivable jajajaja she gives reviews on vibrators jjajajaja this woman needs a man ;] n the way she describes them… sooooo fanny… i could just imagine ur face when u saw this on ur computer… n the guy is so fanny in a scarcastic way… thnkx alot for sharing u made my day!!! love u n take care…

    att.Vanessa
    xoxoxo

  47. Kostas on May 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    I don’t know what the fuck to say to you, man. I think you ‘re bored of hearing again and again how awsome you are, and I know you won’t read the comment cause every day you get like TOO FKN MANY of them….. so….. fuck it…
    You’ re the man, man…. you got big cojones… now go make another record…. and a good one… like the rest of ’em. Fuck…. one day… when I’ll make it (hopefully)…. hahaa…. I’ll call ya, tell ya a huge fkn THANX for your work…..
    {i know, i know…. i’m dreaming…. somehow…. it’s all we ppl got right now…} (some dude from Greece)

  48. cuz on May 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    lol i’m almost sleeping ’cause it was a very long day, it’s even hard to keep my eyes open and you just awaken me xD have nice time readng her reviews😉 love you🙂

  49. Sonia_LP on May 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    wow! all I can say is LOL! I mean reviewing Vibrators (im with MANBEARPIG) off Amazon? Im getting wavefront laser surgery tommorow which i cant wait for, with all the Youtube bolgs (sorry yoootooob) i am going to be smiling all the way into the clinic room for the surgery. Have a good one every1 & you Mike.
    xxxxxxxx

  50. bec on May 14, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Find this lady’s reviews?

    Do you need her help buying vibrators?

    I’ve spoken to my mother (she used to have a buisness selling them) and she recomends the rampant rabbit…apparently they make something similar for men now.

  51. ManBearPig on May 14, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Well, someone needs a life. And a better rating system.

    You know you’re a tool when:

    A) You buy vibrators OFF AMAZON.COM
    B) You must concoct a rating system for them, based on objects found around the house.

    I suppose it could have been worse though. She could have rated it using a stapler and a tube of Chap Stick….

  52. Mickey on May 14, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Can we say ‘get a life!’ any louder, to this woman?! Funny stuff, man.

  53. Meteora20 on May 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    oh my god thats very funny, i can’t stop laughing. really cool. haha ^^

  54. Zach on May 14, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    http://www.davidlehre.com/miamiice/movies/whativelearned.html

    MIKE! USE THIS FOR A NEW BLOG! WATCH IT!

  55. lp_fm_fan on May 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Mike….funny stuff. But that lady scares me now. >.>

    and, what the hell are you doing watching that stuff?? LULZ.😛

  56. murry on May 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    They sell vibrators on Amazon? Shit, I thought they just did books and CDs and DVDs. Well… Off to Amazon!

  57. spori on May 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Hi Mike!!!! What I want to say is completely irrelevant with the video.
    I will write an essay (I am a post graduate student) about music industry and the effect of downloading, internet etc. I know that you are very very busy to be involved in that , but if you want to send me your opinion about that, or if you know any link that may help me, I would be very very happy. (Though i believe it is not very possible, i thought it is worth trying)…Thank you very much……..Despina
    (hope you see my comment and be interested)

  58. AnVanoppens on May 14, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    ..ok..

  59. Jay_Sensei on May 14, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    uhhhhhh, how old is that lady? and shes reviewing vibrators? O_O ewwww

  60. janis26 on May 14, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    God…. This really made my day!!!! Couldn’t stop laughing….🙂

  61. Helene on May 14, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    wow.. WoW..wow.. hahha🙂 gosh, she is lonely.. she is very lonely. can somebody help her? xD.

  62. Daga280 on May 14, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    hahaha this woman is ……weird ;D have a nice time watching her reviews😉 greets

  63. Anstice on May 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    LMFAO. That was nice. “I’m very pleased with this vibrator. Wow…wow…wow…wow.” 🙂 Fucking awesome.

  64. cDizzle185 on May 14, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    PLEASE MIKE STRATA NEEDS HELP BAD THEY DESERVE IT TO

    IN MY OPNION THERE BETTER THAN ANY BAND THAT HAS EVER BEEN ON TOUR WITH LINKIN PARK

  65. Marlena_LP on May 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Woooooow xD
    Why do ppl do stuff like that?! Anyway, it´s hilarious and scaryo_O
    And my mfr-shirt arrived just yesterday.I just wanted to tell you did a great job🙂

  66. MelMinerva on May 14, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    You made kittie scared! Shame on you!

    omg I never thought….really never thought….that THIS would be in any review of a damn product…and.. you would like to see some kind of these reviews….you are scary😀

    crazy rockstar😀

  67. cDizzle185 on May 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    heres the link for stay young since html doesnt work

    please mike they really deserve it there even better live than they are on the cd

    please go get both of there cds youll love them trust me!!!!!!!!

  68. Umi on May 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    wtf… ppl got way too much time O.o° anyway: http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1YUL9PCJR3JTY?ie=UTF8&display=public&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview&page=3 some of her reviews, including the vibrators… oh man……

  69. cDizzle185 on May 14, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    HERES

    PLACES WHERE YOU FIND MORE INFO ON STRATA

    WIKI
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strata_(band)

    THERE MYSPACE
    http://www.myspace.com/strata

    IF YOU WANT TO HELP GET THEM SIGNED TO WARNERS HERES THERE LEAD GUITARIST TO CONTACT HE HANDLES ALL BAND MATTERS
    http://www.myspace.com/ryantheresolver

    and there video for there song stay young

  70. yun on May 14, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Why do you want her review? O_O You crazy guy, with crazy ideas..Anyway, the guy was real fun! Take care < 3

  71. cDizzle185 on May 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    HEY MIKE I KNOW YOU DONT LIKE THIS BUT THIS IS A EMERGENCY
    THIS BAND STRATA WHO IAM NOT SURE IF YOUVE HEARD OF THEY HAVE RELEASED 2 ALBUMS AND THEY DEFITLEY DESERVE A GRAMMY THEY DESERVE TO BE SELLING OUT SHOWS THESE ALBUMS ARE BEYOND AMAZING AND THEY HAVENT GOT MUCH ATTENTION AT ALL THEY RECENTLY LOST THERE SINGER

    CONTACT THERE GUITARIST
    RYAN HERNADEZ HERE
    http://www.myspace.com/ryantheresolver

    TO LISTEN TO THERE MUSIC LOOK AT THERE SPACE
    http://www.myspace.com/strata

    TO HERE THERE NEW LEAD SINGER LISTEN HERE
    http://www.myspace.com/thadcombs

  72. SimplyMode on May 14, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Oh Lord!?!?! why???
    I love how she talks about it like its your day to day household thing.
    lolz …Funny Shizz MIke, [YOU DID GOOD!] bahananaha xD

  73. asianotter on May 14, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    hilarious and priceless . . . no need to say anything else! 😄 thanks for the laugh!

  74. merve on May 14, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    this was really random mike…and we are all thankful for showing us that middle-aged insane lady…i guess,all she need is a guy!!!:D:D
    anyway,tnx for the vid…by

  75. Karl on May 14, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    eh, funny things around the internet

  76. Romeo4wheels on May 14, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

    Edit: Oh my God, are you serious?

  77. Ilo on May 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Uh, I´m happy that she hasn´t shown us how they really “work” ;-))

    Okay, I tried to find some video reviews of her but I haven´t found some…….maybe I can start serching later again….or tomorrow. Where are you now? In the States?? So still have an nice day, for me it´s time to say good night……in one or two hours……

    Ilo

  78. So_S on May 14, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    damn you beat me to it!😛 clicky for lulz
    found the page😉

  79. reese on May 14, 2008 at 11:56 am

    all her reviews are here

  80. nikkiann0100 on May 14, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Ok, All I can say is wow. That gave an image that I really didnt need. lol. I dont know if I would want to find her review. That is funny though.

  81. mina on May 14, 2008 at 11:52 am

    So, a middle-aged motor mouth with absolutely nothing better to do has convinced me to stay the hell away from sex toys. Jolly good.

    By the way, “holy Moses” has to be one of my favourite expressions. Don’t stop.

  82. tinkerbella26 on May 14, 2008 at 11:43 am

    Forget finding that woman’s review, I wanna find that rabbit!!! hehehe……

    LONG LIVE LP!!

  83. LuckySpade on May 14, 2008 at 11:36 am

    This guy rocks =)

    LP4LiFE

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