May 15, 2008
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PS…more art show and shoe info coming soon…



  1. shinoda_me on May 29, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    wtf? … hahahahhaha!!!

  2. SteppinRazor on May 20, 2008 at 10:27 am

    As Dr. Drew might say, “I’m sensing a lot of chaos”

  3. Zanga1221 on May 20, 2008 at 6:24 am

    all i can say is omg.. and they making World of Warcraft look bad 😑 but as always its how the kids are raised, clearly it was also an attention seeking act to get his father to take some notice..

  4. maria on May 20, 2008 at 5:13 am

    it can be))) those things may happen) in this life)

  5. poonanamous on May 19, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    u wouldn’t understand…its a texan thing…hahaahaha..j/k…im literally on the floor laughing. what do ya know, playa at the age of thirteen! That’s how we roll in TEXAS..hahahaha

  6. kklastlegaldrug666 on May 19, 2008 at 7:59 am

    i know right wtf..4 real !

  7. linkinchan on May 18, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    haha, he wants to be a politician… well, now he has the skeletons to put in his closet, so he’s good, right? =D
    lmfao, mike, you always post the best stuff… =D <3, chan

  8. elena on May 18, 2008 at 6:11 am

    it’s interesting info. seems it’s not possible. it’s hilarious:)

  9. JazzyJaz on May 17, 2008 at 11:06 am


    xxxJazzy Jazxxx

  10. ayanami on May 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    when i was a child i played with dolls like barbie…now children play with other kind of dolls…unbelievable! 13 year old in a motel with 2 escort girls… “The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, ….” we have to look after our kids…

  11. whatsername_Katya on May 16, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    i know, right?

  12. Curiosa on May 16, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Hey Dori, TX (especially Dallas/Ft. Worth & San Antonio) has a lot of Californians moving here because of the economy (unfortunately :)~) How do we know the family isn’t from CA?? :)~ LOL I was actually going to write in my earlier post that I wasn’t surprised it happened in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area but then it led to a big rant about how glad I am that I don’t live there anymore so I just left it out altogether. lol

  13. Jo on May 16, 2008 at 6:01 am

    Well, playing XBox is way cooler, anyway.

  14. Ezza on May 16, 2008 at 1:15 am

    i think WTF is definately acurate….seriouslyXD

  15. Dori on May 15, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    WOW!! I will definitely have to send this to one of my teachers…. (I’m an Admin. of Justicee major) Not really suprised it’s from Texas, though! LOL!

  16. ruru87 on May 15, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    what a crazy world…..

  17. yumiXXXO_o on May 15, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    it’s pretty funny……i know this has nothin to do with this topic we’re talking about but does anybody know anything about the earthquake in china?

  18. nillp on May 15, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    dear lord. can’t believe what is happening with the world. 😑

    “let’s fuck the world and all it’s trend, they say it’s all about to end”

  19. nikkiann0100 on May 15, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    I heard about that yesterday. Thats pretty crazy. I like the part at the end that says he is going to be a politican. haha.

  20. zimminator on May 15, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    happy mtm anniversary!!! but anyways about this…..seriously parenting is getting worse and worse its ridiculous, i mean i wouldnt even think of doing that at all because if i did i would be like, killed from my parents and would never hear the end of it

  21. vanessa_6487 on May 15, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Idk why… but this doesn’t surprise me at all… I mean I live in the USA n I know how the living is here… most parents don’t have time to give their children manners n morals… most parents spend their days working… I think in this case his father should be the one to blame.. He should put more attention on what his kid is doing.. then he wouldn’t be surprise when the call him to tell him that he’s kid is in jail again..

    Att. Vanessa

  22. bangbangbangonddoorbaby on May 15, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    my dad would have whooped my ass until it was as dark as my min pin’s coat.

  23. rockgecko on May 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I know this sounds really bad but.. That is a funny as hell story XD I mean come on! They’re 13 fucking years old and they’re already buying hookers? Geez.. What is this world coming to?!
    And you know what? Everyone has a reason for doing something and you know what? I bet that kid just wanted some fucking attention from his dad. Cos what kind of parent forgets their kids birthday? A child’s happiness should always be the first on a parents priorities list.
    So blame the kid if ya’ll want, but personally I reckon the dad’s to blame too.

  24. analoggirl on May 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Btw, I wasn’t condoning that kid’s behaviour. It’s just that there are worse things going on in the world that warrant the “WTF” label.

  25. analoggirl on May 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Why does this read like a real-life version of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? lol

    “Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament.”
    -> This reminds of me of the “Leeroy Jenkins” sample from the London, Ontario concert last February. I wonder how Mr. Hahn celebrates his wins. lol

    “They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”
    -> haha – that’s clever.

  26. WTF on May 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    “Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn’t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead”

    Seriously though, what kid wouldn’t do something fucked up because of that? Too busy to even buy your kid a birthday present? The kid was rebelling at it’s finest.

  27. murry on May 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Did you hear about the Canadian couple who named their baby Linkin? You have to keep it together now, for the sake of that kid. He’s in a for a world of hurt if you guys dramatically break up or fall apart or do something embarrassing. That’s a lot of pressure, huh?

  28. KellyKasulis on May 15, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Happy Anniversary to MTM, Mike.

  29. Janni_Loves_LP on May 15, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    holy crap! what is going on in this world??? o_O

    my oh my…

    anyways, HAPPY MTM 1’st ANNIVERSARY!!! πŸ˜› hehe

  30. Curiosa on May 15, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    He definitely has an early start to being a politician: using other people’s money for personal gain (check), soliciting a hooker (check & check). lol Talking about the Dallas/Ft. Worth area please tell Joe that during last year’s PR tour, the hottest city in TX that you guys played was actually Dallas. San Antonio was mild compared to the hot humid weather you guys encountered in Dallas. I heard it on the news & was glad it wasn’t here & then I remembered you guys were over there & couldn’t help burst out laughing. :)~ lol Sorry. Have fun in Dallas. :)~

  31. WTF on May 15, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    He probably got into his dad’s online account. They encourage you to add extra “authorized users” so you spend more and earn more reward points. They also let you put ANYTHING as a name. It’s automatically done by computers. I had a Discover Card sent to me that says “Fuck You” for a name but of course when I called to activate it they saw the name on it and they wouldn’t activate it.

    I don’t understand why a 13yrold ordered hookers when he wanted to play games. And how stupid can even a hooker be to not realize it was a kid and not a midget..

  32. Lvix on May 15, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Ha Mike!! You’re funny!
    Its going about shoes that are stolen.. and then… because the subject is hoes

    you put a p.s.: more show shoes information coming… whaha!! this is just funny for me…

  33. WTF on May 15, 2008 at 12:06 pm



  34. Madlen on May 15, 2008 at 11:43 am

    wow kids are really creative for stuff like that huh?:D

  35. Vecel on May 15, 2008 at 11:40 am

    that boy is real casanova :p easy money to bitches :/

  36. Daga280 on May 15, 2008 at 11:36 am

    someday he will be a good politician hahahaha now he practise his skills ;D

    waitin’ 4 new info about your art πŸ˜‰

  37. alyeska39 on May 15, 2008 at 11:36 am

    “WTF?” indeed!!……….. how do you even find this stuff?!

  38. Kira on May 15, 2008 at 11:31 am

    I love that his ambition is to be a politician. It’s just so appropriate in an ironic way.

  39. SimplyMode on May 15, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Oh That was….interesting! (to say the least) 13 though seriously? woow!

    (lolz && he wants to be a politician, well isn’t that fitting) πŸ˜›

    dude! I cant believe a year ago TODAY!! I was listening to minutes to midnight for the first time….(dont seem that long)

  40. Y_ on May 15, 2008 at 10:44 am

    haha. that’s funny πŸ˜€ but he’s still a kid. so like a today’s kid..

  41. Anstice on May 15, 2008 at 9:55 am

    WTF? He’s freaking SMART. Dude, I’m 19 and I wouldn’t even have thought to have them send me another credit card. Damn. Smart kid. I read the article to my mom and she thinks it was wrong of the father to file charges on the kid because he didn’t get him anything for his birthday. UHM. The kid is 13! He should know the difference between right and wrong. Right (okay, not RIGHT, but at least not as bad) would be taking some cash and going to get yourself a new toy. NOT going out and ordering thousands of dollars worth of food, motels rooms, hookers, Xbox games. For Christ’s sake. What is our world coming to? The hilarity of it though. My God that was funny. -Jade

  42. rockermeg on May 15, 2008 at 9:16 am

    OK…the bank claim they have safety questions they have to answer…how the hell did they not realise it was a 13 year-old!!??

    Hahaa and the kid wants to be a politician!! That reminds me of when I was watching Mock the Week and they were going on about David Cameron and one of his quotes was “It doesn’t matter what I did in University because it was a long time ago and I didn’t even know I was going to go into politics.” the comedian then points out “Well he must have had some idea seeing as he studied Politics in University.”


    Thanks again Mike,


  43. Xenith on May 15, 2008 at 9:03 am

    In response to previous post… Mike I have found the perfect people for your next music video!


    Oldie but MY GOD ITS FUNNY! – Beware you may wet yourself laughing!

  44. Ilo on May 15, 2008 at 8:53 am

    Incredible……absolutly! I often wonder where kids get such ideas! Thanks for making me smile πŸ˜‰


  45. Jaclyn on May 15, 2008 at 8:28 am

    WTF? let’s suppose it’s a true story. I think everything happened coz it’s easy to get money in US. The boy’s only to blame for stealing his dad’s credit card, well maybe he’s too young for having sex but it was a funny adventure for him/ I’m sure he has a big future ;)) very very clever young man πŸ˜€ And i think it was some luck for the girls (if you read Maupassant you know what i mean) ……….in brief everybody was happy until the police got involved ))))
    Big thanx for sharing your art, me look forward to… Congrats on M2M anniversary and Happy Beginning of a new album!

  46. Seal on May 15, 2008 at 8:17 am

    Holy crap. XD Those kids are growing up too fast.

    Dang, how do you find this stuff? I’m guessing people email it to you. XD

  47. asianotter on May 15, 2008 at 7:46 am

    WTF? . . . is right! something tells me that this may not be the last we hear from Ralphie. and the politcal aspirations . . . priceless! where do you find this stuff? thanks for sharing!
    can’t wait for more info. on the art and shoes! thanks for all the smiles and laughs! XD

  48. LinkinPete on May 15, 2008 at 7:39 am

    Haha.. that Halo really must be the ultimate game if a kid wants to play it rather than have sex.. (though it might just be that he was a nerd and didnΒ΄t knew about stuff..). But the last sentence was truly something! =) We just might hear about Ralph in the future..

    any change your new art could be seen online or smthng then?? Hope so..

  49. merve on May 15, 2008 at 7:09 am

    weird and funny news…first i laughed but then i thought about it …that kid is crazy little pervert!but i guess,this is not just his fault.his parents have not a good connection with their the kid try get some attention…and also for 13 year old boy,this kind of thing like hookers can be so interesting…but its still very weird!!
    anyway.tnx mike for the news!
    and last,we are waiting more info about your new art show…hurry up!!

  50. Jhuryn on May 15, 2008 at 6:54 am

    HAHA! Where were the parents? I can’t believe that he told the hookers that he was a circus performer! Seems like he would be a perfect fit as a Senator lol.

  51. PankakeMunky on May 15, 2008 at 6:53 am

    that’s pretty weird and messed up

  52. lp_fm_fan on May 15, 2008 at 6:30 am

    I’m just as shocked as you are, Mike.

    Wtf! What has the world become?!

    Happy birthday MTM! 1 year! :’]

  53. AnVanoppens on May 15, 2008 at 6:20 am


    oh and,



    take care!

    An ♥

  54. yun on May 15, 2008 at 6:08 am

    It’s really crazy. We’re totally forgetting what things that really matters are. Anyway, did you find the news searching for X-BOX or HOOKERS? lol PS. Can’t wait for the art show news!

  55. cuz on May 15, 2008 at 5:23 am

    interesting… πŸ˜‰ can’t wait for more information on art and shoes :DDD have a nice day Mike πŸ˜€

  56. Emilia on May 15, 2008 at 5:22 am

    Oh my god! How is that even possible? o_O Doesn’t he had any school friends or something to play with? XD

  57. Karl on May 15, 2008 at 5:18 am

    the hell?! He played “Halo” with hookers? He had to be really big punk ass if he wanted to play video games with hookers.. for real..

  58. MusicalMorphine on May 15, 2008 at 5:11 am

    Oh god, the whole thing is disturbing. I don’t even know where to begin. This is what happens when parents are more interested in their job than raising their kids.

  59. Umi on May 15, 2008 at 5:00 am

    Except the Halo thing this boy already knows how to spend his freetime like a politician XD lol And nowadays, every kid learns on tv that it’s cool, if not even normal, to celebrate success with ‘escort girls’ around them… and wasting money… I think it’s funny XDDD The only thing concerning me is the reaction of his dad o.OΒ°

  60. lp_stef on May 15, 2008 at 4:57 am

    omg! that’s sick!! i mean he’s 13!! i can’t believe it…those parents haven’t a brain in their head, just a lot of air…have they ever heard something about education? such people shouldn’t have kids…

  61. bec on May 15, 2008 at 4:55 am

    Wow – it’s stories like this that really make me wanna have kids /eyesroll

    Fishgoingwest: I hope you and your family are okay, and that your country gets the help it needs

  62. Fishgoingwest on May 15, 2008 at 4:15 am

    It’s ridiculous!
    When I was 13,I didn’t even really know what hookers are.
    Although this seemed not very serious a thing,it must be thought seriously.
    What’s the teens nowadays are thinking of??That’s a problem.

    I’m looking forward to more imformations of your art show and the shoes~~Can’t wait to see what’s going on.

    P.S. My country now is suffering a huge catastrophe.An earthquake happened in Sichuan Prov. in China.

       According to report,more than 15 thousand people died and more than 20 thousand people are missing.
       This has been the biggest nature disaster since 1970s'.

  63. NoFace on May 15, 2008 at 4:01 am

    lol, to be honestly, I think that’s what you’re gonna do if you ever buy hookers, mike

  64. NoFace on May 15, 2008 at 4:01 am

    lol, to be honest, I think that’s what you’re gonna do if you ever buy hookers, mike

  65. Zara on May 15, 2008 at 3:41 am

    The punchline is: “Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”

  66. Sammy on May 15, 2008 at 3:38 am

    really dumb i would never do something like that … thats the best example for how crazy the world will be more more

  67. mina on May 15, 2008 at 3:20 am

    They released his name? I thought you weren’t aloud if the person convicted is a minor. Though, it is Texas… they are above the law, apparently.

  68. PinkWater3 on May 15, 2008 at 3:07 am

    play Xbox with hookers? ahahah god they need some friends. girls if possible. damn.

  69. sassi_lp on May 15, 2008 at 2:44 am

    omg…somethings wrong with that kid dude!
    somebody needs therapy there….

  70. keineAhnung on May 15, 2008 at 2:40 am

    ‘agrees’ @WTF?…what’s up with those kids??…hookers??? at the age of 13???…so, see what happens if you don’t care about your kids????…’shakes head’…but, well…his dad can still lay the blame on tv or rap videos and stuff…because I’m pretty sure HE is not the one to blame ‘sarcasm’…that’s the problem with the kids nowadays (damn, I’m feeling old right now…rofl)…their parents are like: whoohooo, let’s have some kids, it’s cool…but edu-what?? can’t they take care of their own?

  71. Noe_Kenji on May 15, 2008 at 2:29 am

    ColorScheming do you ahve msn? i really sdon’t know how to do it,… thank you for answering

  72. ColorScheming on May 15, 2008 at 2:27 am

    to noe_kenji you have to get the direct link to the image, and put ! in the very beggining and at the very end of the link, if i didnt explain it right, you can also go to help with formatting and it will explain it there too. good luck πŸ™‚

    as far as this post. these kids are right. Because halo live is wayyy better than hookers πŸ™‚ i kick ass in halo, for those of you who play halo live my gamertag is aricelasfamily. Get schooled if you dare πŸ™‚

  73. Noe_Kenji on May 15, 2008 at 2:23 am

    hey guys, i’m trying to put here a pict i’ve made, how can i do it?

  74. Noe_Kenji on May 15, 2008 at 2:19 am

    FIRTS MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS GUYS FOR THIS SO GOOD WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  75. Noe_Kenji on May 15, 2008 at 2:18 am

  76. AmyLynette_91 on May 15, 2008 at 2:08 am

    oh mannn… that is kinda weird but funny..hihihihi

  77. Reem on May 15, 2008 at 2:04 am

    whats happening to people? why is ths place falling apart all together? 13? i wouldnt imagine of coming close to thinking od doing such thing at that age.My god,so his father is a lawyer?shame on him,he should raise his son proply rather than work as a lawyer,where your ment to know the law,oh and funny bit is that the kid didnt care and mentioned hwo his father shouldnt mind as it was his birthday,shows how strickt his dad is,pff, kids these days man,so creepy,they know everything,and yeah WTF is,again a good tittle,heh, thanks mike, such a good post,sad but good still.thanks for sharing,have a good day!

  78. Romeo4wheels on May 15, 2008 at 2:03 am

    Someday I might need one…hehe, just kidding

  79. Kostas on May 15, 2008 at 1:45 am

    I guess it’s sth I could do, but while playing some silent hill game…. ya know…. making friends with a girl of this type must be pretty interesting… I guess I’d do it…. πŸ˜€
    PS: Dude, you might wanna try Grand Theft Auto 4…. By the way, I’ve never played Halo multiplayer, but I know I could take you down πŸ™‚
    (some dude from Greece)

  80. Mickey on May 15, 2008 at 1:28 am

    I don’t even know whether to laugh or be shocked about this. A little sad that this kid feels so abandoned, but kinda spooky that he even thinks about using his dad’s creditcard. That thought should never have entered his mind. But then again, the dad should’ve made the time.
    I don’t get why people have kids, if they can’t be bothered spending time with them.

  81. yuuuri on May 15, 2008 at 1:12 am

    sounds like a pretty smart boy.. but still innocent in his ways i think… he wanted to “score some chicks” but didnt know what to do with them…haha….. cooool….. ahhh youth…lol.. i guess i would do the same…if i was a boy… and 13… ha…. うそ。。。ね。。。

  82. Fianwien on May 15, 2008 at 1:12 am

    The world keeps getting crazier every day. :/
    I’m 27 and that’s why i don’t want to have kids.

  83. Sashy on May 15, 2008 at 1:11 am

    “Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”

    Normally I wouldn’t give a shit about American Government, but this kid should be in. Just so the rest of the world can laugh.

  84. kajal on May 15, 2008 at 12:30 am

    SHIT what did that guy think of himself.
    nice find mike.
    you never know this could be true.
    you just made me a bit more aware about the world.

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