glorious excess (born) at JANM – celebrity lists

May 22, 2008

“i’m so thrilled to have heidi. we’re like peanut butter times a billion, you know?”


also: no, charlie bravo is not chester, and red baron is not rob bourdon. just FYI.



  1. I_B_Long on July 2, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    where do you find this stuff? that was funny as hell!

  2. ShadowerLiltani on May 28, 2008 at 5:09 am

    damn… and for a few seconds, i thought i may have discovered a subliminal message. niff.

  3. linkinladie328 on May 26, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    “that’s a lot of sandwiches”


  4. TaylorKenjiLP on May 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    “we think shes yelling I NEED PANTS!”

    lmfao that make me crack up!

  5. tinkerbella26 on May 24, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    OMGAWD…F*ck The Hills…


    Wait, are we allowed to cuss on here?? I guess I’ll find out..

  6. Linkin_Paranoik on May 24, 2008 at 8:38 am

    honestly i hate gossip and paparazzi and things like that but..anyway i love you Mike! lol

  7. MusicalMorphine on May 24, 2008 at 5:04 am

    I’m sure Spencer said something similar in the show, not that I actually uh.. watch the show… dammit.

  8. Madlen on May 24, 2008 at 3:25 am

    first of all omg the new layout is fucking awesome:D I just can’t wait for your art show…and second who is heidi exactly?cause i don’t really watch the hills:D

  9. M4LL0RY on May 23, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    I do like a PB&J now and then but I wouldn’t want THAT many sandwiches. That means I’d need 500 gallons of milk to go with it. XDD

  10. K_Raoh on May 23, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    i remember that kid from the “Where’d You Go” video last name was bravo. lol but i donno bout his first name

  11. asianotter on May 23, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    LMAO!!! . . . peanut butter times a billion! WTF? i love current TV! thanks for sharing!

  12. yanTyan on May 23, 2008 at 11:00 am

    American styles, but me,
    i was born in S.E. ASIA cultural circle.
    i never thought that Chester and Rob take part in this blog.Because it is created & presented
    by you personally.
    I remembered there is an electronic world.
    It just be built by the hearts ,which signified which , who knows?

    Without trust , everything were collapsed.
    Enjoy the day , and thanks for sharing with us, Mikey.

  13. Jo on May 23, 2008 at 7:23 am

    I also name my imaginary friends with similar uncommon names like that Mike, it’s alright.

  14. maria on May 23, 2008 at 7:20 am

    Maybe you gonna tells us about your phylosophy of revealing a human nature)? And what do you think about that celebrity list?

  15. maria on May 23, 2008 at 7:17 am

    And you have it at yours fingers’ end)) And what do you think about this celebrity list)?

  16. maria on May 23, 2008 at 7:14 am

    hi Mike) One thing I should say that Conor Kinghton or Steven Fry) for example) may seem strange people) But in fact they aren’t. That journalist is just shooting the bull) And in a pig’s eye any celebrity’s personality can be revealed so quickly)
    Like for example Beethoven) He was a strange man) but a gorgeous compouser) I won’t give detailes about his life or about his last will because I’m sure that you know it without my talking about it). P.S. to reveal someone’s personality takes time and pasions))) You know it without me. Have a nice day)

  17. Ssophia on May 23, 2008 at 6:58 am

    Franky i of course didn’t think that Conor Knighton is freak,but now i think he is a little bit strange…He is your friend?well pretty good,he told news very funny…respect!

  18. Fishgoingwest on May 23, 2008 at 4:49 am

    It’s a little funny that someone mistook Chalie Bravo with Chester…

  19. linkinparc on May 23, 2008 at 4:46 am

    hey you are posting on your blog daily!

    THAT’s awesum man!

    PS: i told it on the LPUMB that both aren’t chaz and bourdieยฐ

  20. Kostas on May 23, 2008 at 2:39 am

    I don’t really get it…. what’s the whole deal with Charlie Bravo and Red Baron? I mean… lol, man…. Who the fuck are they.. Anyway… Tell your friend Charlie, that the lego AK-47 was pretty cool. But that site had sth written on it… ya know.. “Firearms not Politics”, or sth like that. Well….I can’t say I agree with that one…
    ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I sure hope you ppl don’t either.. take care.. (some dude from greece).

  21. axrinekey on May 23, 2008 at 12:59 am

    “I’m gonna make them kiss”

    Lol… xD

  22. nillp on May 23, 2008 at 12:55 am

    โ€œiโ€™m so thrilled to have heidi. weโ€™re like peanut butter times a billion, you know?โ€


  23. Jaclyn on May 23, 2008 at 12:49 am

    Posted 54 minutes ago by lp_stef

    you need more nicknames for your friends with BD, JH and DF so ppl can say that they are your bandmates..again and again and again lol theyโ€™ll always trie to find out who they areโ€ฆfor sure—————— you’re damn right, dude! ))))))))) Mike, since you’ve given such info, i have no doubt that they ARE Chaz and Rob ))) . That’s the way my mind going hehe, the nicks are too obvious. According to Sigmund Freud theory . Okey i’m just having fun but………frankly speaking i can hardly believe that Chester could send such links as you showed

  24. Marlena_LP on May 23, 2008 at 12:47 am

    iโ€™m so thrilled to have heidi. weโ€™re like peanut butter times a billion, you know?โ€
    “Thatยดs a lot of sandwiches…”
    Hahahaha, thx Mike

  25. navee on May 23, 2008 at 12:25 am


  26. lp_stef on May 22, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    you need more nicknames for your friends with BD, JH and DF so ppl can say that they are your bandmates..again and again and again lol they’ll always trie to find out who they are…for sure…have a nice day and please post a pic of the hole dc shoe! not just in parts

  27. Dori on May 22, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    Hey Mike!

    LOL! You know we love the teasing! (At least I do)

    Thanks for the clarification Rob and Chester…. Now you’ve ruined all our fun! HAHA! FYI: I’m innocent….

  28. analoggirl on May 22, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    “You’ve got the face for being a public intellectual.” haha

    Speaking of lists, here’s Entertainment Weekly’s Best and Worst Celebrity Blogs:,,200416692004168620045660,00.html

  29. lynndarwinharris on May 22, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    I like current tv! I appreciate all the time you take to post the blogs!!

  30. Reem on May 22, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    you lurker! you read that?lol( i didnt say it was CB, i had someone else inmind,stupid i know)hah,but you gotta forgive us for trying to guess the person,lol, and STOP.THE.TEASING all ready,i dont see how its related to your show, are you like gonna have mags and celebrities and that?mm,oh well,cant wait to see whats gonna happen! good luck with it all,cheers for posting,have a good day.

  31. dark_red on May 22, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    I don’t know why so many are jumping to the conclusion it’s Chester and Rob, it’s not like you guys are friends in real life or something.

  32. NoFace on May 22, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    Jesus Christ, how can people think that Charlie Bravo and Red Baron is Chester and Rob? Of course they’re Mike’s imaginary friends! (and from the Foster’s home for imaginary friends, fo sho). What are ppl on!
    And do you have any plan to change your name into Perez Shinoda or Mike Hilton, mister? The Hills? dies

  33. CaiCai718 on May 22, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    It’s an honest mistake ;]

    Charlie Bravo is actually representative of C and B in the NATO Phonetic Alphabet. As unrelated as that may be.
    Oh, and for the hell of it, you should check it out on urbandictionary, it’s fairly humorous.

    …Also, I’m beginning to wonder when you’re NOT watching videos on your computer.
    Then again, you do lurk now don’t you?

  34. KATHYxx on May 22, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    o rly

  35. zimminator on May 22, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    hahah now i can make them kiss..kiss kiss lol

  36. SteppinRazor on May 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    If you like “Current” you might also enjoy the “news segments” from CBC’s “The Hour.” It’s Canadian, so everyone from other countries may not get the occasional jokes about our politicians etc.

    Whether Red Baron and Rob Bourdon are synonymous or not, I appreciate RB’s use of capitals and puntuation. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  37. burningdaylight on May 22, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    lol @ charlie bravo and red baron not being chester and rob…although i’ve always wondered, is charlie bravo the brother of joey bravo, the kid you featured in the “where’d you go” video?

  38. Noe_Kenji on May 22, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    loool mark, i reallty love nutella too lool

  39. Noe_Kenji on May 22, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    woooow it’s so cool you to post so much!! ๐Ÿ™‚
    thank you so mucho mike, you make our days!
    the first thing I do everymorning since you created that blog is come here and read everything ๐Ÿ™‚ thank you

    and, i’m sorry for whats happening with spain’s show… you probably will never come back… lol but i will travel to paris, again and again to see you ๐Ÿ™‚

    the next week, i will celebrate there is a year since my first real show, seeing you guys in Paris and meeting you It will be rest the best day of my life!!

    See yous oon in Spain and Dublin!!!

    with alll my love and respect,

  40. lp_stef on May 22, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    lol i knew you’ll say this someday about chaz and rob ๐Ÿ˜€

  41. Dj on May 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Thanks for posting that. I needed the laugh. :p

  42. Mark86 on May 22, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Charlie Bravo loves YouTube, you love Current, and I love Nutella.

  43. bec on May 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Mike, you have to forgive people making assumptions as to your friends real names – with all the time you spend on youtube, it’s hard to imagine you having offline friends…though that could be said for a lot of people here


  44. Xavi_cardenas on May 22, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    i really like the red baron!! but the actual red baron… the one from the World War i…the german know?? lol

  45. Cheryl_PTT on May 22, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Mike you’re just a tease and you know it with the Red Baron and Charlie Bravo thing.
    You knew the minute you used those names that people would come to conclusions and you love the attention it brings to your blog…

    tsk tsk naughty

  46. So_S on May 22, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    you, blog addict! ๐Ÿ˜›

  47. lp_fm_fan on May 22, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    LOL!!! Mike, you’re ‘blog posting’ too much. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Come to the LPU, and join your biggest fans. We don’t bite, promise.

  48. cuz on May 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    oh, another one xD you still tease us xD so nice, i love it ๐Ÿ˜‰ and it’s kinda weird that you’re sitting in front of your computer right now and i’m doing the same ;D cheers to you and your friends ๐Ÿ™‚

  49. PinkWater3 on May 22, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    you forgot “and jelly” in your quote. ๐Ÿ˜› plus it’s nice from you to finally clarify that, a lot of people were wondering

  50. Janni_Loves_LP on May 22, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    hi mike! Stil can’t wait for your new stuff! hehe I liked the video..! “… I know. That’s a lot of sandwiches!” x’D

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