SERIOUSLY?

September 2, 2008

millions?

mike

mike

99 Comments

  1. Senzaikyuu on September 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I mean…man…pfft…the guy is a genius ! Put.him.in.da.list.with.da.best.inventorZ.

  2. linkinladie328 on September 6, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    it actually looks a lilttle uneven. LoL
    too much on the right side.

    hahahaha

  3. nillp on September 6, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    oh my..

    just a lazy man could have ever invented this.. ha! lol

    people are buying too many shit nowadays that i believe he’s gonna make millions with this one.. x)

    anyway. take care.😉

    love ya ~ mk’nil ♥

  4. Mikeshi_Linkfort on September 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    haha!:) good way….real good…

  5. lpsweet24 on September 5, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    hahah woow good luck buddy.

  6. Angelic01 on September 5, 2008 at 10:53 am

    is this guy serious?! Oo
    oh my gooooooooooooooood ^rofl^
    and as you already pointed out: MILLIONS?!?!?!? Oo

  7. sasummsumm on September 5, 2008 at 7:04 am

    what can i say😄 invented by a man…what do you expect? jk^^

  8. asianotter on September 4, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    LMAO! when i saw this on Current TV i thought of you! but, you have never needed anything like this . . . you are always perfectly groomed. good for a laugh! thanks for sharing!

  9. Kira on September 4, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    scott, y so charismatic bb?

  10. rockermeg on September 4, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    Riiiight…I think we get a pretty clear idea of what you search for on Youtube Mike…>_>

    Man…its like American Dragon’s Den but he’s actually thought it out😄 (That’s no offense to American inventors in particular,its just that he’s American)

    Sooo this uncovers the mystery of Mike Shinoda’s suspisciously awesome goatee

    Maybe you could buy some for the other guys in LP! Although you’d need scissors and not a razor to shave Brad’s beard😄

    And as you nastily pointed out,Chester doesn’t really grow facial hair (yes…I saw the MTV Videography…)
    🙂

    Hope you enjoy your break from your tour!!!!!!

    xxx

  11. Yoko_Nagisa on September 4, 2008 at 8:08 am

    oh my god… idiot…

  12. Sukka3 on September 3, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    “ah had mah ah hah moment”…

    So enthusiastic!

    But waiit theres more! you can shave beard shaped patches on your head! Adjustable to old perv, psycho killer, or insane asylum patient! Order now!

  13. liope on September 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    you wish you had that product back then when you had a beard like that….don’t you!!!!! just joking😀

  14. durg on September 3, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    oh wow, AND a demonstration? nice.
    “at double-ya double-ya double-ya dawt”

  15. durg on September 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    jahaha “my ah-ha moment.”
    made me crack up.

  16. urockmysocks on September 3, 2008 at 11:56 am

    hahaha

  17. Curiosa on September 3, 2008 at 11:23 am

    So Mike, is this a hint that you’ll be shaving that horrible beard?🙂 Will you be using that? :)~

  18. TheParanoid on September 3, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Huh?
    Oh my god, that´s so funny.😀
    Mike, do you use this?😀😀
    Haha, that´s a joke, but it´s so funny!😀

  19. Draccer on September 3, 2008 at 10:58 am

    He cant be serious.. can he?

  20. Joanie_LP on September 3, 2008 at 10:49 am

    FOR REAL?!

  21. Blaesbjerg on September 3, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Oh my god.. Well congrats to him, but.. That’s for retards!!..

  22. antje on September 3, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Äääähhhhh, what????

  23. Alexandra on September 3, 2008 at 9:05 am

    this is 100% stupid and useless

  24. Madlen on September 3, 2008 at 8:49 am

    this will change the history of goatees as we speak:D

  25. Jitterbug on September 3, 2008 at 8:30 am

    What a f’ing genius!

  26. yanTyan on September 3, 2008 at 8:24 am

    what a rock salad > <

  27. Lvix on September 3, 2008 at 8:24 am

    oh my god…

  28. Berlin270608 on September 3, 2008 at 8:20 am

    Wow, he needed two years for that??????? And he wants to earn what?????? Millions??????? Well, maybe millions of funny comments!!!!!

  29. axrinekey on September 3, 2008 at 8:01 am

    and I was waiting for the change of his appearance xD

    Hmm… looks… cool! xD
    Are you going to use it?😛

    HA!

  30. nikkiann0100 on September 3, 2008 at 6:58 am

    wow. millions?? Thats funny.

  31. Zmazhiing on September 3, 2008 at 6:57 am

    hhaahhahaha😄

  32. Swedish_Idiot on September 3, 2008 at 6:46 am

    Okay? That seems like a great thing? Hope sweden doesent do anything like that, glad i’m a girl that doesent have to shave my face…

    ( peace…. )

  33. Katina on September 3, 2008 at 6:23 am

    my favorite part was that he said he had been working on developing this for 2 years! I think i coulda made that in 5 mins! too funny

  34. Ewelina16 on September 3, 2008 at 5:53 am

    yea, right! very funny!😀

  35. asiatik16 on September 3, 2008 at 5:39 am

    OH !? okay ….

  36. PankakeMunky on September 3, 2008 at 5:15 am

    wow, i honestly thought it would be a better contraption than just putting a thing over your mouth and shave around it since the guy mentioned all of those buttons to adjust… something…

  37. ixabel_LP on September 3, 2008 at 5:10 am

    … o.O unbelievable😄

  38. maria on September 3, 2008 at 5:02 am

    hey, Mike. that device that the guy is using for his advertizing is rather interesting) But I don’t think that it costs millions) And actually it’s such a strange way to shave) I’m kidding))) it’s a joke)
    at least it may cost 100 $) or less)

  39. cuz on September 3, 2008 at 4:38 am

    uhhh… what? xD

  40. Ann on September 3, 2008 at 4:12 am

    O.O omg! LMAO!!!

  41. zahra on September 3, 2008 at 3:32 am

    millions?

  42. NeneLP88 on September 3, 2008 at 3:30 am

    Nope. I guess he meant “Billions”.
    😄

  43. Gabry94LinkinParkfan23 on September 3, 2008 at 2:20 am

    lol haha

  44. So_S on September 3, 2008 at 1:21 am

    ROFLMAO!

  45. I_B_Long on September 3, 2008 at 12:28 am

    where have i seen this guy before? really, great invention. if i ever start growing facial hair, im so gonna get that. unfortunatley for him, im a chick.
    and i second what Nat said, Jade and Clare, get a room😉
    or go to the MB.
    (btw,i read the posts too. all of them if i have time. some people post some funny stuff, how else would i have ever heard about “what i’ve dont” and “screaming at space?”)

  46. skindesbous on September 3, 2008 at 12:28 am

    This guy is better than Bill Hicks HAHAHA

  47. miKer0cks on September 2, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    millions?!? LOL!!! ROTFL…..that was funny!!! thx for sharing mike!!!❤ take care!!! lots of hugs and kisses!!!<3

  48. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    CAT!!!! superflyingtacklehug Fucking OATH about how lazy we Americans are anymore. I saw someone sit on an escalator once..I swear to God. PS – I have to get to bed now. I have class at 10am. And won’t be out of all my classes until 4 X_X. Fuck life. Night guys! ♥you Mike. I’m sorry if this upset you. We won’t do it anymore.

  49. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    nods Phone, check… E-mail, check… IM, check… Facebook, erm, no… But MySpace, check… There ARE lots of ways for people to communicate with each other! Wow. Thanks for listing them…

    …ANYHOW… Maybe it’s because I’m not a guy who wants a perfect goatee, but , really, unless you can buy that thing at the Dollar Tree store, why not just take the time to maintain your facial hair like you’ve been doing? I swear, too many people rely on too much on crap like this…

  50. MissNatalie1984 on September 2, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    holy shitfuck Jade and Clare… get a room already!😛

  51. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    Hey, FALLSOGRACEFULLY – Just because you don’t enjoy a bit of fun in your life once in a while…. Besides, if he doesn’t want us doing it, he’ll say so. And we’ll gladly stop. We’re not posting random crap like, “OHMIGAWDZ, MIEK I LUV YOO!” And you know what amuses me? You read the posts, D’ahahah!!!

  52. fallsogracefully on September 2, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    phones, email, instant messenger, facebook…so many better ways for two people to communicate with eachother…

    ……..aaaaaaanyway…
    though he may look stupid, that idea is actually sort of ingenious (and after all, how many people are gonna watch you shave?)

  53. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    No, best friends are to spend birthdays and rape blog comments with ):

  54. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    Isn’t that what best friends are for? =D

  55. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    What the Hell are you talking about?o_O. Wow, sentimental about my very touching/important book and YOU CONFUSE ME! D:

  56. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    VERY IMPORTANT… Yes. Indeed. I agree. And concur. Confimingly. The truthliness? o.0

  57. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    And I gave him a book that…is very important to me.

  58. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Yeah… PLUS, Mike, your boy Sal’s got the same birthday as Jadie, and I think he deserve a shoutout, because he’s freakin’ dedicated to you guys… And if you’re going to give him a shoutout, then why not mention Jadie? Because it’s on the same day anyhow… Something to think about…

  59. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    ): I don’t know. Too long. Now you see why we need those shout-outs Mike?

  60. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Awww, c’mon! No– sniffle No mushy-gushy stuff’s allowed… Now I freakin’ miss you… How much freakin’ longer until next summer?! Sheesh!

  61. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    sighs sadly I hope. I’ve already met ONE of the people that keeps me waking up in the morning (That’s where you come in, Mike, d’ahaha). I hope I get to spend my birthday with the other one at some point ):

  62. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    JAAAADIE! Why’d you tell him that?! Now he has more info to track us down with! Have I taught you nothing about ninja stealth and vagueness? … Oh well… Poor guy. If nothing else, I hope he posts something cool on those days, even if it’s not a happy birthday shoutout. Haha. SOMEDAY we’ll be able to hang out and celebrate together… Someday… =)

  63. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Clarey, you have to give the poor man the days. Clare’s birthday is on September 9th. Jade’s birthday is on September 13th. And she’s right. It is really hard not being able to spend our birthdays together, as they as so close together, and we are so for apart. I know you’re awesome, Mike. You can try? If not shrugs we understand. ((And Clarey. Ecko shirt = Story earlier))

  64. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    What? Shirt? Where? For? Huh?! Oooohhhhh… That totally reminds me… MIKE!!! YourConscience says you should give Clare and Jade shoutouts for their birthdays… They’re both coming up soon… Like, within the next two weeks, soon… So… I hope you have one kick ass surprise in store for us, because my best friend and I need a spectacular birthday… SOMETHING …since we live too far apart to celebrate together, and you’re the one who (intentionally or not) brought us together… So… Yeah… We’ll be waiting? =)

  65. soyuneik on September 2, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    gEEZ…

  66. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    Good (: I guess you still might be getting my “Entities” shirt. (Oh, poo, I totally thought of “Ecko” when I was typing that. And when I thought of “Ecko,” I thought of “shirt”….”mike”…and then I started to grin…and then laughed loudly).

  67. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    Awww, naww! Wayt! Ah’ll pass on surf lessins if it means ah kin keep mah bess freynd!

  68. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER, CLARE! YOU’RE GOING TO SELL ME OUT FOR A SURF LESSON?! UGH! THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER…….!!!!

  69. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    Aw naw! Hoo dun infooltraited us?! …… Yeah, yeah. Mike and his randomly fun blog introduced me to my best friend. I GUESS I heart him for that, too… (rolls eyes) You told Rob?! Awww… That’s so– o.0 Wait… Can they identify us with that information now?! Forget school! Move out to California and change your name, like, this INSTANT before they track you– Wait… If they track you down, can you ask Rob to teach me how to surf?

  70. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    WE’VE BEEN INFILTRATED!!!! TAKE COVER!!! PS – I love you too, Clarey. Nothing is too mushy-gushy about that. Mike, you brought me to my best friend, and for that, I love you. I told Rob about that when I met you guys in Noblesville, Indiana—HOLY SHITFACED SHINODA, I’ve said too much! They’re going to track me down now! Go on without me, Clare! It will all be okay…I promise! ♥

  71. Philly_Willy on September 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    lol wth

  72. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Awh… I heart you, too. =) And I also heart Mike and his freakin’ crazy ass blog, because if it weren’t for this, I may not have met my best friend… Yeah, yeah. Mushy-gushy… Let’s freakin’ eat – I’m practically starving here.

  73. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Oh my God, dude. Wow, haha. Only you would see the word “whoopie” and think “whopper.” I ♥ you…so much…

  74. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    “That’s right! You kick ’em ou–” o.0 Say what about two rats makin’ whoopie in a– Oooh… Whopper… I’m hungry…

  75. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    I’d look at them and scream, “IT’S HOTTER THAN TWO RATS MAKING WHOOPIE IN A WOOL SOCK OUTSIDE!” However, as Mike would say, “You kick ’em out!”

  76. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    “I mean, this is like my ho– This is like our HOUSE! What would you do if you were in your living room watching TV, and someone walks into your house and is like, WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?!”

  77. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    LMFAO! I KNEW one of us was going to come up with that eventually. I just knew it. “She comes in. growls She’s like ‘WHER–‘ She had a missing tooth in the front. ‘WHERRRRE IS THE BATHROOOOOM?!’ pause And I was like, ‘WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU! GET OUTTA HERE!”

  78. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    …I can’t resist… “WHERE– She had, was missing a tooth in the front… WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?! And I was like, Who the fuck ARE you?! Get OUTTA here!”

  79. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    LMFAO. “ENJOY MY FUCKING NOODLES! ALL OF THEM THAT I BOUGHT! I FUCKING LOVE NOODLES AND I’VE LOVED THEM MY WHOLE LIFE. And do you know WHY I’ve loved noodles my whole life? Because when I was a little boy, my father used to buy me all the fucking noodles I wanted. If I said ‘Daddy, I want some noodles,’ he’d buy me the noodles and you know why? ‘CAUSE HE’S A SMART FUCKING GUY!!!!!! YOU. DON’T. EVEN. KNOW.” “Where the fuck do I live? THAT is the pantry!”

  80. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    “Do you like those noodles that you’re eating? Who bought those noodles? I DID! That’s right! Are you enjoying MY noodles? Do you know WHY I buy noodles? Because my father used to buy them for me all the time. My FATHER! Because he was a BRILLIANT man!”

  81. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    OMFG HAHHA. I’m dying. “‘WAHH–HELLO!? Heeeyy, what’s up?’ Nobody. ‘EEEEEeee'” LMFAO!!!! “MY FATHER’S A BRILLIANT MAAAN! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!”

  82. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    “I did my best! I– I did my best! o.0 Wha– Huh? Hello…? >_> … I DID MY FUCKING BEST!” Or should I say… “Ah deid mah fuckin’ beyest!”

  83. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    YourConscience… “In that case, I may as well move down to Georgia. Gosh. You’ve killed my hopes and dreams, Mike. Just from saying ‘ya’ll.’ Are you happy now?” RAHAHA! “ARE YOU HAPPY DOOR KICKER?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY LIFE?! AHHHH!! I DID MY BEST!! I DID MY FUCKING BEST, HE TOOK THE BEADS!!” Oh, good times.

  84. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Anstice… “Tha’s raht y’all! Arre own Mahk Sheenodaah sez y’all, too. Uh-huh, he duz.”

  85. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    YourConscience… “If you’re from California and talk like that, I’m changing my mind about moving there. However, I do suppose I hear our sweet little Mikey saying ‘ya’ll’ quite often….oh, Hell :/”

  86. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Anstice… “Butt hunnay. Ahm frum Caleefornyah, an’ ah tawk lahk this her’ sumtimes… Is ya cawlin’ me a hick?”

  87. Carla on September 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    lmao
    Mike, go help him make millions. Still, it’s interesting how these ideas come up like that.

  88. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    YourConscience… “No, my love. I personally do NOT talk like that. I come from northern Indiana. Born and raised. I don’t talk in freaking hick accent like the people “down her’ ‘n Evansville, Indianer.” If anything, I sound like I’m from California, HAH. Not to mention the fact that I’m an English major in University and the way these people talk makes me CRINGE.

  89. psyked on September 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    He is going to have to sell atleast 50,000 of those to make a million!!! ;D

  90. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    Anstice… “Do yah mean ta tell me that all y’all tawk lahk this down wher’ ya arre? Becuz I thank ther’ ain’t nuthin’ wrong with soun’in lahk this her’ when ya tawk.”

  91. alyeska39 on September 2, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Who the hell is he talking to?! It sounds like he keeps saying a name, but I can’t figure it out! Danny? Donny? Dotty? Honey? Onney? Ahi? Oey? Oi? Wtf?

  92. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    LMFAO!!! Oh, shit, YourConscience, I just laughed so hard my face hurt. Anstice: It’s going to be like, a media thing tomorrow. “All computers in the US took a shit yesterday.” You’ll get that one hick, white trash guy. “They deeid! I SAWWH IT!” YourConscience: “An’ e’r’one wus like, ‘Aw, naw! Mah thang stopped workin’!” Anstice: LMFAOOO!!! OMFG HAAHHAHAAH! I’M LAUGHING SO HARD! THAT IS SO SAD! YourConscience: What’s sad? Huh? Anstice: THAT’S HOW THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE DOWN HERE TALK!! Oh, good times.

  93. Viry on September 2, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    ….millions ._.
    I have to create something “interesting”
    at first, I thought it was a mouse.

  94. YourConscience on September 2, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    Wow. Thanks, Mike, for posting this… ANALOGGIRL, props for mentioning Pulp Fiction and the ball gag. It brings this video to a whole nother level thinking of that and watching this video… But– Haha! ANSTICE… “Aw, mah gawsh! Mahk Sheenodaah uses this her’ thang?! Hunnay! I gotter get me one uh these thangs!” =)

  95. Anstice on September 2, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Oh, for fuck’s sake, come ON. I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. The way he was so calm and quiet about shaving, my God. What do you search for to find this stuff? You know now since you’ve posted that on your blog, that guy is going to make millions. Because some random white trash guy is going to come to your blog and be like, “OHH EMM EFF GEE!! Miieekke Shiiinnohdahhh uses this thing! I totally need that naooww!!” Good job, Mike. You totally just got that guy the break he was waiting for (: Oh, shit, good times.

  96. zimminator on September 2, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    mike i dont even know what this is i didnt watch it, but i need to tell u this…..ok so im live in minnesota, and today there was a protest and zack from rage led it!!!!! dude it was sweet, we got a permit to march to the excel, but they didnt let us in. but god, i got pepper sprayed, and hell that is painful!!!!! but im proud for what i marched for, and i couldnt get tix to see rage tomorrow night, but ill be protesting downtown for sure!!!!!! ah mike u missed a good time….all u ppl did!!!! wish me luck for tomorrow

  97. analoggirl on September 2, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Why does that thing remind me of a ball gag? Maybe I’ve watched that gimp scene from Pulp Fiction one too many times…

  98. MissNatalie1984 on September 2, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    how do you come across this stuff??o_O

    you could totally use one of these mike… maybe you should endorse it? :p

    Cheers for the post!

  99. Zach on September 2, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Seriously? You should buy that Mike. Haha jk. FIRST COMMENT! The first I ever got.

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