dream omelette / oak leaf

September 3, 2008

it’s a two-for-one wednesday…

Chef Cooks ‘Dream Omelet’ From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream

thanks to mr. danny lohner for sending this video. good clean fun.

and for part two: i would have put this under “lost in translation,” but my wife and i saw this driving in LA. their logo does not look like an oak leaf at all.





  1. sasummsumm on September 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    OMG i think i finally got it now XD…grrr dirrrrty…XD

  2. atropurpureums on September 12, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Yeah, I’ve seen that truck before and it just has this unsettling aura about it. Haha

  3. Princess_MuzikChik on September 9, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    I dont get the leaf thing?
    Can somone please explain?

  4. axrinekey on September 9, 2008 at 12:34 am

    Oh, I like the way he did to the eggs xD
    How he cracked them opened.
    I can’t do that 😦

    Did you try making that “Dream Omelet”?

    Hmm, oak leaf?
    I don’t think I see an oak leaf. xD
    Everyone here are curious of what did you see…

  5. MissNatalie1984 on September 8, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    o_O mike you are a dirty dirty man…

    can someone tell robin williams i need to borrow his whisk? 😛

  6. Curiosa on September 8, 2008 at 11:39 am

    @2T_LP: It’s ok I suck at English too. :)~ lol That’s almost what I’m saying. Because Mike made a big deal about a leaf, I am now more conscious of leaves. I was also saying that had Mike not suggested what that leaf looked like then maybe other people may not have seen it right away or even seen it at all. Ahh the power of suggestion. lol No offense taken, just informing you that I did see what Mike saw after I had to change my mode of thinking.

  7. plaaplaa on September 8, 2008 at 6:12 am

    haha :’D

  8. nillp on September 7, 2008 at 11:17 am

    “hang upside down while cooking to simulate flying”.. Oh My.. WTH?!

    anyway. it was a great laugh.. xD

    about the oak leaf, for me it seems just a bad drawing.. u and ur dirty mind.. 😛

    take care; love ya ~ mk’nil ♥

  9. Madlen on September 7, 2008 at 4:33 am

    hehe loved the pic:Di love your “lost in translation” pics :Dand omg if i cook what i dreamed of once…dude:D

  10. 2T_LP on September 5, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    love u soo much we r waiting for u here in Egypt plzz come to Egypt and trust me u will find manyy weird things and stuff to laugh at and make fun of 😉


  11. 2T_LP on September 5, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    :D:D hey CURIOSA im so sorry i didnt get all what u said…i know the meaning of every single word of what u said but when these words are combined i didnt get what u r tryin to tell me :P:P sorry 4 that but im egyptian and english isnt my main language and i SUCK in english :P:P what i understood from what u were sayin is that if we saw this pic without mike tellin us that it’s not normal we wouldnt think of the whole big deal…is that what u mean(sry 4 bad english):P:P if my comment was kinda offensive or not seem nice ppl i really dnt mean anything 😀 im even happy that ppl didnt get it cuz that means that there r still ppl with clean minds :P:P

  12. Curiosa on September 5, 2008 at 11:17 am

    @2T_LP: We understand what Mike is talking about. If I think about I can see it but when I don’t think about it then all I see are oak leaves. It’s just knowing that there are different types of oak leaves makes it easier to see them. It interesting how we may not notice some of the smallest things around us until someone makes a big deal of it. I’ve had this card catalogue sitting on my desk all week & not until today did I focus on the leaf on the cover. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been around some very perverted people but my mind isn’t thinking that way.

  13. ShadowerLiltani on September 5, 2008 at 8:29 am

    I think I know what you are hinting at, but for the sake of appropriateness I won’t say. Ya know, I just recently heard a rumor that people think Georiga O’keefe’s art was based off a particular body part… I really don’t see what they see, but it’s highly amusing none-the-less. Oh, and I didn’t realize how cool it was that you know Danny Lohner, until somebody on here said he was from NIN.

  14. sasummsumm on September 5, 2008 at 7:12 am

    lol the dream omelette….um lemon tomato?…key?…thats not my dream omelette^^…
    and i dont get that oak thing…i see it doesnt look like an oak leave but WHAT DOES it look like then? oO

  15. faithy on September 5, 2008 at 7:11 am

    Whats up with that
    oak leaf its awesome! sarcasm
    Who ever designed that must have seen a real strange oak leaf…
    hahaha that must be some real bad designer who designed that lol!

    PS. I think that the illlustration you have created out of dollar signs is really unique and i really like it, your work inspires me alot,i bet that took a long time though placing each individual dollar, i wouldn’t know here to start lol!
    Write back sometime! When your free.

  16. blacklinerparty on September 5, 2008 at 4:12 am

    wow, mike
    you know THE danny lohner??
    the one that used to play in NIN?
    very cool….

    im looking forward to seeing you in taipei!


  17. akitagirl on September 4, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Your lost in translation posts are “priceless”!!! LMAO!!!!

  18. asianotter on September 4, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    dream omelette . . . hang upside down while cooking to simulate flying . . . WTF? bahahahaha!
    And the “oak leaf” . . . lol! ; ) thanks to you and Anna for sharing!

  19. 2T_LP on September 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    omg people!! im really laughing while im reading the rest of the comments!! u got it all wrong actually.from the comments i read there are only like 2 comments who seem to reallyy get it……the talking about red and yellow and diff. types according to the country!! that all as nothin to do with what mikey means lolll glad to know that they are still good people in this world with clean innocent mind hahaha :D:D:D

  20. 2T_LP on September 4, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    LOOOOOOOOOOOLL OMG!! actually i havnt ever seen an oak leaf before in Egypt but anyway i still can see what you and Anna saw…hahaha..some frndz told me before that im dirty minded cuz i see things sometimes differently :P:P now i finally can believe my frndz..that pic caught my attention even before i know that it was meant to be an oak leaf haha and u and Anna r sooo dirty minded hahaha that make me glad :P:P im dirty minded like mike shinoda!! lolll

    thats why we love u mike…u r soo funny and u make me always laugh!! :D:D

  21. rockermeg on September 4, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Wait wait wait…did he say ‘tomato-lemon’?


    The Oak leaf thing?…


    PS-The LPU merch shop is out of Hybrid Theory EPs!!!!!!!!! I must have Step Up on my ipod!!

  22. Anne on September 4, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    what did you see, Mike?
    I saw an oak leaf or to point it out: more than one.
    Let us “kids” know what you and Anna saw… :o)

  23. Kira on September 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    I wouldn’t have noticed the questionable oak leaf had you not pointed it out.

  24. Excaliber350 on September 4, 2008 at 10:00 am


  25. Kirstie on September 4, 2008 at 9:35 am

    You and your wife are both dirty minded!!

    danny lohner – as in ex NIN? :O

  26. Curiosa on September 4, 2008 at 7:56 am

    @Excaliber350: You’re right. I didn’t understand why it was different colors but I think you’re right, it’s different oak leaves combined. I’d say the leaf in the middle is more like a live oak tree & the outer parts are more Pedunculate or English oak. The pin oak tree leaf that I saw actually had bristled lobes which I don’t see in the logo. It’s obvious these guys don’t realize that there are different types of oak trees therefore they don’t see it. Then add mike’s suggestiveness & that’s what they’re mostly going to see. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who saw that oak leaf. 🙂 Take care. 🙂

  27. cuz on September 4, 2008 at 6:36 am

    once again on that oak leaf… in my country there’s a saying which means that you see what you think of ;D the tongue ever turns to the aching tooth, right? haha, here we got you, Mikey 😀

  28. Emilia on September 4, 2008 at 4:30 am

    Ha ha 😀 I’m at school now, in the middle of the lesson, and when I saw this I couldn’t help it I laughed, and our teacher looked at me like wtf..?? :DD Had to close every internet window so quickly XD And then I came back on a break.

  29. crystalrussianla on September 4, 2008 at 4:18 am

    mike the OAK LEAF it looks like a !! VAGINA !!

  30. AnkeNL on September 4, 2008 at 2:58 am

    oak leaf, what the hellvis that?

  31. soyuneik on September 4, 2008 at 2:53 am

    Actually the leaf thing, I probably would have ignored that, eh, i dunno…
    me and my best friend have our own crazy adventures. Like trying to catch up to a Suv in front of us, but close enough so that we could figure out what the fuck was in his back window. He’s got one of those huge old broncos, both our heads are hanging out the windows, he’s flooring it up the guys ass…so close… a stuffed monkey, I swear it looked like a small child. But imagining it, we probably sacred the shit of that guy. Real life twisted metal! ha! I guess it probably be more amusing if you actually knew us.

  32. Giffy on September 4, 2008 at 2:49 am

    part 1 : that’s real funny LOL u always put a smile on ur fans’s face! good job Mike! 🙂
    part 2 : i really don’t know what it’s look like if it’s not look like the oak leaf. besides, i’ve never seen the real oak leaf before cus i can’t find it in my country. poor me 😦 but what is it look like to you Mike? o.O

  33. Lvix on September 3, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    this omelete includes some keys if i am right….

    And the oak leaf,
    what you think it looks like? Mike?

  34. miKer0cks on September 3, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    o.O….the vid is kinda weird but funny…does this omelete tastes well?!?…..anyway that oak leaf logo absolutely doent look like an oak leaf!!! XD…..thx for sharing mikey!!! take care ❤

  35. Mel on September 3, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    “their logo does not look like an oak leaf at all.” XDDDDD that’s true.

  36. Excaliber350 on September 3, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    About the Leaf. It actually is a combination of multiple types of oak trees. The yellow leaf is a leaf from a Pin Oak tree. My guess is the back part is a White Oak tree. Either way though, I am 100% sure that is a pin oak leaf.

    Hey, its ok though, I still love that you keep an active blog and I love LP!

  37. murry on September 3, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    Oh hai, shriveled vagina leaf.

  38. lynndarwinharris on September 3, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Okay that is not an oak leaf–Dirty mind! And I think I will pass on the keys with the omelette-might be a little hard on the stomach! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while—thanks for sharing!

  39. NoFace on September 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    oh, vadge.

  40. lxlatinangelxl on September 3, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    one question…..is it me,or are they putting smaller sizes of the ms dc shoes…..the smallest size was 9 now its 8….oh come on just go a little bit lower…..btw,cant stop laughing LOL

  41. Viry on September 3, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    thats funny!!
    That remind me this: http://totallylookslike.com/ I dont know if you saw that page before….its too funny xD

  42. lxlatinangelxl on September 3, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    oh god….you have such a dirty mind….LOL and i dont think its a lost in translation i think its a ”lost in illustration” ….xD im really wondering what happened after you and your wife saw this,,,,,,probably went to a parking lot xD

  43. ninguem on September 3, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    hahahahaha, this leaf seems burritos or tacos, or anything like this 😮
    today i saw “purses” with c like “purces” in brazil the normal is “bolsa” but they wrote like “bolças”
    this could be a lost in translation series, tomorrow when i pass in this place i will try photograph this 😀

  44. Elliot_aka_MC_Eli on September 3, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    You have a bitchin camera….. and such dirty minds i swear.

  45. Ann on September 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    LAMO!!! hahaa kinky mind! xD

  46. hereforyoux on September 3, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    LOL! I’ve seen those trucks up here too! So funny XD

  47. lucky_cat on September 3, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    not lost in “translation” … ;))

  48. lp_fm_fan on September 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    LOL, MIKE!

  49. Geister on September 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm

  50. NeneLP88 on September 3, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I can see nothing but an oak leaf over that truck Mike °__° Just kidding..baaaaad Mike..

    hahaha it was funny as hell! =)

    Thank you for sharing and for challenging my studying will tonight =P

  51. durg on September 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    i want a dream omelette..
    and we have a shoehorn but its an oldschool metal one thats really heavy & sits on the floor, haha.

    & wow at that picture. shakes head nerd. XD

  52. I_B_Long on September 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    lol, that site posted by geister down there is just as funny as the one my friend posted here a while ago (www.engrish.com)
    im literally LOLing at some of the stuff on there. (thanks for posting geister)

  53. Parker on September 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    LOL xD

  54. Geister on September 3, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    hey mike, check out this site: http://engrishfunny.com

    it has awesome “lost in translation” mistakes like this german one: http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/assmann.jpg?w=532&h=408

    “Sanitätshaus” is equal to a medical supplies store

    best regards
    hexagon_soldier/ Geister

  55. antje on September 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    hm, noooo …. not really a oak leaf… 🙂
    And the Omelette… oh no, thanks…

    @skindesbous: Not just while driving… The whole day I guess.. He is a man!!! 🙂

  56. Brittney on September 3, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    “Now, when you chop up this lemon you’re gonna see that it turns into a tomato.” LOL

  57. SdwOTD on September 3, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    @ lost in translation – Omg Mike. Your horrible!! Pretty funny though. Will have to ask what my friends think it is =P

  58. I_B_Long on September 3, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    i was innocently sucking on my ice cream bar (taking a break from defrosting the freezer), when i saw that “oak leaf” which A) made sucking my ice cream seem like a VERY inappropriate thing to do suddenly and B) is the direct cause of me having ice cream all over my pants, key board and monitor. THANKS MIKE! i hope you’re happy with yourself…..
    funniest thing you posted in a while!

  59. Kawii on September 3, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Have you got your camera on you everytime ? 😛 lool


    Camille =)

  60. Curiosa on September 3, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Anstice: it’s an oakleaf. Just get rid of the lines & turn all the parts into the same color & you will get an outline of an oakleaf.

  61. alyeska39 on September 3, 2008 at 11:42 am

    O.O Wow. This post is just full of… something.
    First, that guy certainly likes to stick to the recipe with that omelet. Most awesome omelet ever.
    Second, I have no idea what to say about that beyond O.O Lost in translation indeed. How about lost at the drawing board?

  62. ixabel_LP on September 3, 2008 at 11:36 am

    In Ur dream this omelette can be good but only there…XD

  63. Anstice on September 3, 2008 at 11:34 am

    D’ahaha. Only YOU would only notice the omelet, Clare. And that is definitely NOT an oak leaf. Hate to tell the guy driving the truck, but…looks around I have to ask myself, too, what the Hell you and your wife thought when you saw that. And who noticed it first…? Oh, good times…(: PS – You spelled omelet wrong, Mike…D: PPS – Have you been feeling sick lately, Mike? Just wondering. (:

  64. YourConscience on September 3, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Mmmm… That omelet looks SO GOOD… =) Although, I’m not really feelin’ the side of keys…

  65. Curiosa on September 3, 2008 at 11:20 am

    reads comments below. mike ur such a pervert!! lol I actually see the oak leaf & only the oak leaf mostly because of 6 reasons. Ok I’m stopping there before I say something xx-rated. lol :)~ I swear ur such a pervert thank god I’m not the 1 hanging out w/u. :)~ lol
    Soooo…I haven’t heard anything new from SOB or u about SOB’s album. How’s that going? Will it be released soon even though summer’s almost over.

  66. kaosgirl on September 3, 2008 at 11:19 am

    it’s nice to know that you have WTF moments like the rest of us.

    thanks for posting the picture. have a great vacation

  67. bec on September 3, 2008 at 11:06 am

    shakes head

    you have to blame your wife for that picture?!

  68. cuz on September 3, 2008 at 10:59 am

    good god xD your wife and you are… hmmm… can’t find an appropriate word xD but you know what i mean… too scared to think what happened next xDDD it just made my day, Mike. have a nice day, both of you :DDD

  69. SimplyMode on September 3, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Umm..okay!! 0_o

    Hey the world is changing (climate wise) maybe oak leafs are slightly deformed!
    Who knows 😛 lol

  70. skindesbous on September 3, 2008 at 10:36 am

    The keys must be deliciuos =D And… do you really think about that while you’re driving? OMG hahahaha

  71. So_S on September 3, 2008 at 10:22 am

    hahaha, naughty Mike 😛

    and lol @ Drew

  72. ManBearPig on September 3, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Hmm, not an oak leaf…a mango maybe? Hehehe. It’s good to know you’re just as corrupted as the rest of us.

  73. AndyJ on September 3, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Cant belive i am writing the 2nd comment.
    Nice “lost in translation”
    BTW, when is LP coming to India?>
    Loadsa love Mike.
    Lv n’ peace.

  74. Shinizzle3 on September 3, 2008 at 10:03 am

    xDD i have to try this, but i don’t have a shoehorn…mhmm =P

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