How To Disguise Your Identity

October 12, 2008

Fake moustaches and beards for people who want to go incognito. Now you can hit the streets Sabotage style or belt out a sinister laugh while twirling your ‘stache with your fingers.

My personal favorite:





  1. alyzaml on September 15, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    French word for this is : ROUFLAQUETTE.
    Really disgusting word :/

  2. Anna on January 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    nice =)

  3. ritzifying on November 3, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    I’d try one of the mustaches, but then I’d look too much like my mom.

    : o


  4. Andizzle on October 15, 2008 at 11:15 am

    I think you’re sorted with the facial hair as it is, Mike!

  5. Phoenix10 on October 15, 2008 at 9:58 am

    I think you should take a look at “” and look at the section “fun” then go to the supaa sushi race.thatΒ΄s a really funny game.and if you like asian things you will love it!!!!just a hint to split the boredom.Have fun!!

  6. Linkin_Betty on October 15, 2008 at 8:52 am

    lol that’s interesting. but i don’t know why you have given it here πŸ˜€ perhaps you will use it xD yeah i see you xD
    but really… buy it xD and take a photo of you and Chester! xD

  7. Lori on October 14, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    i guess thats the halloween costume sorted πŸ™‚

  8. Mikeshi_Linkfort on October 14, 2008 at 11:54 am

    HAHAHA it is amusing! MIKE! And you that be to itself has bought like these elements of masking? =)

  9. NeneLP88 on October 14, 2008 at 11:17 am

    DUDE! It’s not a smart move to wear that beard O.O That person will be noticed more with that one than his normal face! πŸ˜„

    And it’s not a smart move for you either. Now everytime we’ll see someone with that beard-style (’cause it’s plenty of those ones around! =P) we’ll go: “Hi Mike!! you are amazing..” and all that stuff. You’ll be sued by all those people (“mumble mumble. stupid mike shinoda and his damn blog. All those people annoying me for my lovely beard =@” LOL)! =P

  10. Shinizzle3 on October 14, 2008 at 7:01 am

    mike, have u lost ur good taste?? XDD

  11. Tru09 on October 13, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    FORT MINOR/LINKIN PARK LICENSING QUESTION….Hey Mike… I wasn’t sure where to send this to you so you’d get it, but hopefully you’ll read it here. I am a Senior film maker in Southern California and have just finished my last student film project. I wanted to use a Fort Minor or Linkin Park song, but I can not do so unless I have permission to use them in the film. I was wondering who I would contact about getting permission to use your music? It’s my dream to work with Linkin Park and you someday on one of my films, so this would be a great start. Thanks Mike. Email:

    *Sorry, everyone else for posting this here. I know it’s completely off topic. X_X

  12. lucky_cat on October 13, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    While translating this I found out “sinister” in English is also the meaning for “left-handed”. Unbelievable ! IΒ΄m left-handed. Ha! So I must be evil 😦

  13. redderz on October 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I swear that Phoenix had a beard like that once before. Are you sure that mannequin isn’t him?



  14. Carla on October 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    They certainly have an interesting inventory. Honestly, that picture reminds me of a worker at my school. D:

    Speaking of facial hair…Mike, this is the very reason why I got distracted from doing my homework today lmao:

    Your haircut reminds me of Roxas’s from Kingdom Hearts 2, who usually gets his hair drawn in a similar fashion from his spikes. That and well, I really have a hard time drawing both. So I drew this to express my feelings. I posted the finished version of the real pic on LPMB though. (I’m “chihiro” on there)

  15. Hawaii_LP_fan on October 13, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    One word to describe that “Ken” bust is creepy!! The partial beard definently needs a little body perm solution of some kind. Add a few brownish/blondish highlights and hey, you’re good to go incognito. I’m sure I wouldn’t recognize you with that disguise BUT if your eyes look my way then well..I’d have to blow your cover. You have expressive eyes & a smile that will give you away. The beard has an amish kind of look to it. Haha, hope the cover works. aloha

  16. Curiosa on October 13, 2008 at 11:27 am

    What’s wrong Mike, jealous cause you can’t grow a full beard like that? :)~ Just kidding. You’re really bored aren’t you? Anyway I just ran into this article about how you need money in order to go green & I completely agree w/it. Here’s the link:

  17. Madlen on October 13, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Hahaa Mike you don’t need fake mustache or beard cause you already have them:DLOL I bet celebrities are really into that stuff:D

  18. Kalini on October 13, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Hey Mike, what’s up? Rent a car, How to disguise your identity, you really need some time off? Ha-ha! The whiskers, you’ve chozen are available in several colours, for just EUR 28. The Dutch people have included the shipping costs in the price. OK, go on. If you are looking this way, nobody could recognize you. So, you are tired of being popular. This is the disadvantage of your job. I understand you completely. I have such momments, too, even not being popular, want to escape from everything for a while and usually go abroad. Take care! Krassie K.

  19. sasummsumm on October 13, 2008 at 10:49 am

    now we know what to look for when we search linkin park in LA or else πŸ˜„

  20. maria on October 13, 2008 at 10:19 am

    That’s an interesting concept) of being incognito)))
    But it might be borring when someone wears a disguise all the time) don’t you think that?

  21. demina on October 13, 2008 at 10:19 am

    omg…this picture is a really good idea for a thriller!!!artificial men with moustache!!!! πŸ˜›
    but it is really nice to give us the link to buy them….i will need this for my school… hehehe…

  22. antje on October 13, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Guys… have too much time……good for us… πŸ˜‰

  23. Trip on October 13, 2008 at 9:39 am

    I couldnt c any1 with a beard like dat well almost any1… anyway check out da video i recomended u might like it… bui

  24. Gabry94LinkinParkfan23 on October 13, 2008 at 9:01 am

    omg wow… thats fine xD how re u mikee? ^^ byee πŸ™‚

  25. alyeska39 on October 13, 2008 at 8:57 am

    double-u… tee… eff… ?…

  26. MS_Ineedyou on October 13, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Wow …… Thats really …. wow xD I could see Chester wearing that xDDD Seriously Mike how do you find this stuff ???
    xD And i heard that Chester was playing with his kids and he slipped two disks in his back …. is this true ?

    —— Brooke

  27. rockermeg on October 13, 2008 at 8:47 am

    That manakin is scary man…akin =D im sorry…
    That should be your new thing for LP mike :-p although you can’t do much to Brad…thinks
    Get back to me
    Until then

  28. Lvix on October 13, 2008 at 8:31 am

    This is sooo ugly… damn dude..

  29. Anne on October 13, 2008 at 8:13 am

    I bet my… errr… most beloved socks (hehe) that the ominous “Secret Asian Man” is BBB ;o)
    Joe would be to obvious πŸ˜‰
    Never the less.. I will buy myself a full beard. :=D
    And one day we will know who Mikes “friends” are… Right?

  30. ShadowerLiltani on October 13, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Okay, who is Secret Asian Man, really? One of the band members, perhaps? Or just a “special” friend? Or it could even be Mike screwing around with us… who knows… All I know is that this blog is very funny, and that beard is really ridiculous looking. If you want to disguise yourself, don’t wear something that makes you stand out even more. Defeats the whole purpose.

  31. Rex on October 13, 2008 at 6:26 am

    hey nice beard stuff lol.
    and this may be a hint ‘secret asian man’ is actually BRAD.

  32. Umi on October 13, 2008 at 2:45 am

    @Mike: You already lost your chance to go incognito by growing/putting on a beard lol We’d recognize you with beard, without beard, with some facial hair creations somewhere in between… ‘though the fake one on the picture probably would make it harder… but it looks so weird, so ppl would stare at you anyway, if you wore it… and better tell your friends not to spoil your secret plans for the future by telling everybody about them ;D

  33. Shinoda77 on October 13, 2008 at 2:33 am

    Mikeee are you finee???? wft is that fire! Mike please say that you are ok :(!
    btw, secret asian man, who the fuck are you? πŸ˜€

  34. dulcemdl on October 13, 2008 at 12:37 am

    Yes Mike!!!! there is no doubt ,that if you cross with me, that my side in the street, I do not recognize you! lolol
    kisssses!!!!! lol πŸ™‚

  35. axrinekey on October 13, 2008 at 12:34 am

    I can’t believe that’re your favourite!
    It’s so…. scary and weird!


    Imagine if your beard is like that!

    Hey. It’s easier for you to comb it already! πŸ™‚

  36. Ash75 on October 12, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    omg O.o”
    the same question as Ninguem

  37. Ash75 on October 12, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    hahaha xxxD
    I’m trying to image you in… that something πŸ˜„
    lol, so funny πŸ˜€

  38. ninguem on October 12, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    sorry for the double comment, but are you ok in la?!

    i found about this fire in la, so i became worry about you, i hope which everything be fine with you and your friends and family

  39. nibrix on October 12, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    mike. i love you bro. but you are hella random! its so cool! hahah. you should do a show with thos one

  40. soyuneik on October 12, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Wello-Ironically, the poop Charlies Angels Movie was on earlier… more specific, the part where they were dress-up as dudes. I sorta found it rather creepy. Maybe it was mainly just how the make-up artists freaked it. Other than that, I haven’t seen any women wearing beards. Vice-versa, ha!.. that’s a whole other story. I plan on rockin’ a customized mask, but for now I rock the invisible cloak. On some ole, now you see me now you don’t type shit. ha, more ways than one.

  41. AliceXD on October 12, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    OKAY for one i swear one of those wigs made me think of jesus……. and for two i was looking on youtube for this song and it is so funny and yeah and now my head hurts from banging it too much >.< goes off to go find advil

  42. ninguem on October 12, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    this “guy” seems with john from lost
    and i know which you are joe tell us the truth

  43. zahra on October 12, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    that was really fun ….lol….okay u still did not answer me!why!!!!!??? PLS answer!!! this means a lot to me!!!!plsplspls

  44. Squishy_Ho on October 12, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    here’s another mustache site for you:

    this doesn’t mean that beards/mustaches are, or should be, cool.

  45. analoggirl on October 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    “I can’t stand it, I know you planned it / I’m a set it straight, this Watergate!” I adore that song and the video is a classic. You guys should hook up with the Beastie Boys… but I digress. Mike, are you going to sport some fake facial hair for Halloween? I think you should buy that Delson-esque beard from the website, add a wig, and rock a black vest and dress pants. lol

  46. Wello on October 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Too bad girls don’t normally sport facial hair. o_o It’d make you stand out more so. That is the one fatal flaw in your “how to disguise your identity”.

  47. numbrocker02 on October 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    lol How do you find this stuff? It doesn’t even look like a beard.
    Oh Mike could you tell how Chester is doing PLEASE!!!! I, and probably many others, are really worried about him. Tell him I will pray for him, and hope he gets better!

  48. Brittney on October 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    That’s just amazing πŸ˜„ And this one comes pretty close to Brad:

  49. Randomdudeof2010 on October 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Ummh.. Is there one that will make me look like Brad Delson?

  50. Noda89 on October 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    The CBM1 is my fave!!! The MU7 looks like on e that Mike has (if he had took off his beard) πŸ˜„

  51. MissNatalie1984 on October 12, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    wow, those mutton chops are really taking the whole “incognito facial hair disguise” to the extreme.

    one ponders how exactly someone comes across things like this… really… o_O

  52. Noe_Kenji on October 12, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    hehehe thats what do you do to go to cinema without being disturb by fans? πŸ˜‰

  53. Neil on October 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Hey mike i preferred your writing when there were no caps. Added style and a sort of theme to this place.

  54. NoMoreSorrowGirl on October 12, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    hahaha!funny secret asian man!have you ever tried one?how’s chazzy chaz doin’?hope his fine…take care you guys…
    and mike,you should try the one too…hahaha!hope to see your pic wearing one of those wigs…hahaha!

  55. I_B_Long on October 12, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    OMG thats too funny.i would REALLY like to know how one finds this kind of …stuff….on the interweb. seriously. HOW?

  56. karolp on October 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    yeah !! this is a good way for one disguise !! kisses from Brazil !! ;*

  57. Anstice on October 12, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    D’ahahahaha!! It’s Scrooge!!

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