Bullet Proof Polo

November 24, 2008


This polo shirt will protect you from being shot with a 9mm handgun. At only $12,000 you can be bullet proof. No word yet on what you should wear to prevent being blasted in the face. Or in the arms. Or legs. Or with a gun bigger than a 9mm.

Maybe they should’ve thought this through more.




  1. LPfan on April 30, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Soooo true Mike ” Maybe they should’ve thought this through more” hilarious. Mike you’re posts on stuff like this are soooo cool, random but funny!! ILY

  2. axrinekey on December 23, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Oh lol!
    That shirt looks like golf shirt…

    Well, buying one is not enough still…
    You wear it today, wash it, wait for it to dry next day, so you can’t wear it the next day…
    what if you get attacked on the next day?

    They should have think of it too…

  3. D3lta on November 29, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Finally! I need to look stylish and stunning while rollin through the hood. As for face and arm blasts I’ll just turtle it up and bring my arms and head in like it’d cold out. As for legs, I don’t know man, I think my legs are allergic to bullets.

  4. pd2care on November 27, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    IBLong..the impact of a 9mil won’t crush ribs or stop your heart. It’ll leave a nice sized bruise, but you’ll be fine. That’s why law officers and military wear them.
    My friend showed me a prototype of this shirt a few years ago, in a magazine. I thought they’d forgotten this idea and moved on.

  5. I_B_Long on November 27, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    does anyone eve realize that, even tho it may be bullet “proof” you would get crushed by the impact of a bullet? i mean seriously, with a nine mil, i think i’d rather have the bullet pass through me than have the sheer force of the impact stop my heart or break every single one of my ribs. also, are the sunglasses mandatory?

  6. shinoda_me on November 27, 2008 at 2:06 am

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike, you’re so effing hilarious! i almost fell off my chair laughing at that =)))))))))))))
    im gonna share this with ALL my friends XD

  7. missdunno on November 26, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Seriously, the most important thing is that by wearing this shirt, you don’t look ridiculous at all! LOL

  8. Aditya_the_warrior_within on November 26, 2008 at 1:57 am

    gosh from where on earth do you get such cool info ??? πŸ™‚

  9. chazmidnight on November 25, 2008 at 9:17 pm


  10. NoMoreSorrowGirl on November 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    HA!HA!that so damn freakin’ idiot who ever invented that…like everyone said down there if your really the target of the assassin you’ll gonna hit you on the head and i think 9mm handgun are not available these days…hahaha!..you’ll gonna spend your $12,000 on your gold coffin…hahaha!

  11. Jay_Sensei on November 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    i think if i had that kind of money, i would buy it

    btw… i read a rumor on the LPMBs that you are going to be a father mike…. is this true???

  12. fygure_x on November 25, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Obama is going to need one as long as the KKK is still around. [2]

    will you use it, m ike? HAHA

  13. graveguard on November 25, 2008 at 9:21 am

    It’s a very nice idea and the first steps into a better and safer world!
    But I have a few other questions to you… Maybe you’re going to answer.
    I would like to know, why you’re using flash on your site on the headlines? I’m using Ubuntu with Firefox and there Flash has a bugs so every flash-thing has a white background. I don’t think that headlines need a “flash-animation”.
    And what did you do with Road to Revolution? The whole thing is great. But why do you cut out some Songs, put them at the end of it and call them “bonus tracks”?? This SUCKS. It destroys some parts of the atmosphaere and you said that you’re going to add bonus tracks… I don’t think that this is a bonus!

  14. IGrabbedChestersWrist on November 25, 2008 at 8:52 am

    Obama is going to need one as long as the KKK is still around.

  15. rockermeg on November 25, 2008 at 8:48 am

    Yeah,it seems to have a lot of flaws xD
    You guys must get extremely bored!!

  16. traveller on November 25, 2008 at 8:47 am

    I know that they make bullet-proof vests from a very thin material. But they put padding under the bullet-proof fabric layer! This shirt is useless! The bullets might not go through it, but people hit by a bullet wearing this shirt would anyways get life-threatening injuries, such as: possible broken ribs with a punctured lung, liver rupture (results to internal bleeding). So if the bullet would hit a heart area, but not go through, it would stop the heart anyway. This shirt is a waste of money and material. All the cwap people come up with to get some cash!

  17. Snails on November 25, 2008 at 8:17 am

    why? just why?

  18. SteppinRazor on November 25, 2008 at 7:24 am

    First of all, Happy (late) Thanksgiving to all you Americans out there!

    And onto the “bullet proof polo.”
    Is this a joke? Like seriously, how the hell is a thin-ass polo shirt gonna save you from anything?!
    And I can TOTALLY see why people would think of the Hoff, but I actually thought Adam Carolla when I saw the “model.” lol

    Edit: What I find MOST amusing is that despite how stupid some of us think this is, we’re up to 3 pages of comments about it already. πŸ˜€

  19. YuN_RoCks on November 25, 2008 at 7:18 am

    haha ohggod, americans do not have anything better to do huh?! this shirt is totaly useless O_O’

  20. zahra on November 25, 2008 at 5:17 am

    paaaaa haha,,,…lol their sooo STUPID!!! omg their like sooo soooo stupid!!!!! i cant believe ay one would really buy that !! and it wont even save u!!!!

  21. rde on November 25, 2008 at 4:29 am

    That’s insane! πŸ˜€

  22. rocksylvie on November 25, 2008 at 4:16 am

    For $12,000, this polo shirt is the ugliest that I’ve ever seen. But if someone can afford it, someone else have money to buy a bread… or more… And they could develop it in the future for other rich people… or the same… Anyway… where is this world going to?

  23. sassi_lp on November 25, 2008 at 3:33 am

    well any evil grl like me would’ve shot the guyin his nuts. Did you notice? when there’s guys and ladies watching a movie togethere and some dude in the film gets kicked in his balls, all the guys go: OUCH!!! and the girls? we just start laughing really hard! hilarous!

  24. CuteWhiteBunny on November 24, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    what will they think of next?

  25. WTF on November 24, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Bullet proof shirts…. That’s what Tupac needed!

  26. durg on November 24, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    oh wow..
    shakes head

  27. ThePrincess on November 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    bullet proof??? YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT ? AND This guy looks like David Hasselhoff I’M A RIGHT ?

    NOTE : i read a comment from NINGUEM ( mike, sorry to ask, but is your wife pregnant? i saw one site with the list tell us the truth thanks ) OMG NOOOOOO WAY… great I START CRYING NOW !!!!!!!!! ( thanks to NINGUEM for not breaking my heart with that huge news …yess i’m shock )

  28. ShadowerLiltani on November 24, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    I’ve always hought this way about bullet proof stuff: Um, yeah, okay, my mid-section is protected, but, if I get shot in the leg how will I run away? Especially like, in the movies, not everyone aims for the vital organs. Sometimes they go for the “between the eyes” kill, or like Robo Cop, right “between the legs”. In this day an age, you can never be too careful. Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to you if you, and anyone else on here celebrates. If not, Happy Monday.

  29. pepper on November 24, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    Dude seriously guys, anyone coulda put that pregnancy thing on that registry. I don’t think its true, it says the baby would be due in feb and I bet Mike would’ve said something if that was really the case. I could be wrong, but I’m not buyin it.



    Mine gets shipped on dec 1, I can’t wait to see it!

    oh and…


    I absolutely love how successful my favorite band in the universe is. XD

  30. lynndarwinharris on November 24, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    LOL—Secret Asian Man you are right, they should have thought this one thru a little better.

  31. PankakeMunky on November 24, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    wow… that’s all i can say right now. that’s pretty… inventive? if that’s the word i’m looking for. lol

  32. Doggie24690 on November 24, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Hahaha… good find.

  33. ritzifying on November 24, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    I’d buy that for a dollar. Only if it came in green, though.

    Secret agent man, secret agent man

    They’ve given you a number and taken away your name

    That song’s gonna be running through my head all night now.

    By the way, why is it when I get to the second page of comments I click next and it takes me back to page one? I know how to fix it in the address bar but you know…whatever. : )

  34. TiffTiff33LP on November 24, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Wow,thats something to consider getting someone 4 x-mas!!^^L.O.L^^

  35. 4n174 on November 24, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    lol I wonder who would actually buy that

  36. Aqua101 on November 24, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Simple answer:What a Waste. If you are a real target, the assassin would use a sniper, and aim for the head! In addition to that, even if I had the money, I’d buy that Polo shirt in every color for myself (not just that one). In the meantime ’til I get that money, I’ll just keep practicing my ”run and duck tecniques”…Ha-Ha-Ha :D…don’t u think that is a better way to escape?

  37. Rez on November 24, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    The guy modeling the shirt looks like a pompous jackass. I think he wants to be shot with those shades on!

  38. Mark86 on November 24, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    This guy looks like David Hasselhoff

  39. Hybr1d_7h3ory on November 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    I think a bullet-proof vest makes more of a statement. How many times are you going to take fire on the golf course?

    On another note, I just got done watching the RTR DVD and I must saw that show was amazing!!! I am really glad that it is the same set-list as the KC show, I think that is the best set-list/order to listen to those particular songs. Looks like you guys had fun putting on one hell of a show


  40. Lynnie on November 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Why did I see this and think ‘don’t hassle the Hoff’??

  41. Linkinlady06 on November 24, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    lol what the hell?? XD what a great thing this will be
    secret asian man wow it doesnt get better than that does it mike haha XD

  42. Madlen on November 24, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Heh they didn’t really put much thought in it…although i guess it’s kind of a breakthrough but still…Oh yeah btw i wanna ask about the pregnancy thing too:)If you don’t tell us whether it’s true or not….well we’re all really excited and curious…

  43. nadine on November 24, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    hey guys u hav 2 check this out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0h2nleWTwI&feature=related. me and my brother laughed our asses off watching this πŸ™‚

  44. Shinoda77 on November 24, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    SECRET ASIAN MAN, really, who are you? xD

  45. Lvix on November 24, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Mike, what is happening with Holly Brook?
    Her website doesn’t work anymore? http://www.hollybrookmusic.com
    When will she make music videos? She can be massive populair!

  46. ninguem on November 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    mike, sorry to ask, but is your wife pregnant?
    i saw one site with the list
    tell us the truth thanks

  47. NeneLP88 on November 24, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Oh God.

    I wish they had made one in pink too, so that i would have found what to ask my parents for Xmas. =P


  48. Hawaii_LP_fan on November 24, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Um, that would really suck Mr. S.A.M. if the snipper aimed for your extremeties instead of the intended torso. $12,000 a pop is kinda crazy. No blue-light specials on this polo huh? I wonder if it comes in orange or red? haha

  49. Mr_Huhn on November 24, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    waste of money

  50. Zach on November 24, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    I always thought bullet proof vests were kind of stupid. What do you do if you get shot in the head or anywhere that’s not like your torso? Usually if someone wants to kill you they’d shoot you in the head, right? I guess this could be sort of cool if you had like billions of dollars.

  51. soyuneik on November 24, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Is secret asian man secretly one of my boys? I don’t buy polo shirts and I haven’t in what.. years.
    But the morning after I buy one you have this up! Needless to say, mine is not bullet proof. lol.

  52. Tytto on November 24, 2008 at 11:30 am

    I wonder how heavy that thing is… :S
    another thing that explains me the american paranoia lol
    somebody should buy it and tell us what a waste was hahahha,

  53. Calynka on November 24, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Off Topic: A friend just sent me this link: http://www.toysrus.com/ControllerServlet?target=viewDetails&operation=authenticateuser&registryNumber=57815741&from=registrySearch
    Do you want to tell us something Mike? ^

  54. cuz on November 24, 2008 at 11:09 am

    Haha, that’s interesting. I just finished watching Road To Revolution… Man, that’s INCREDIBLE… Congratulations guys!

  55. antje on November 24, 2008 at 10:47 am

    My english sucks but I try my best… πŸ˜‰
    Is it not dodgy that everybody (with enough money ofcourse) is able to buy “bullet proof shirt”?
    Are you not scared due to the fact that maybe one day this is absolut normal?
    I am shocked about the development and I don’t think its funny.

  56. Kalini on November 24, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Mike, have you ever been attacked by a fan or anybody else? Are you so scared that you’d spend USD 12 000 for that kind of a shirt? I don’t think there will be ever a product that would prevent any injury after any attack. Krassie K.

  57. iL4a on November 24, 2008 at 10:35 am

    it’s funny, maybe πŸ™‚ Mike, have a good time to day;)

  58. skindesbous on November 24, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Less is a stone HAHA

  59. analoggirl on November 24, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Clothing for the affluent and paranoid! Now that’s an underserviced market. Get Marc Ecko to slap a rhino on that b!tch. lol

  60. Mikeshi_Linkfort on November 24, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Now it is necessary to think up bulletproof underwear =)

  61. EpilepticChickenScratch on November 24, 2008 at 9:42 am

    LMFAO. That’s freaking sad. Oh, life. Are you thinking about getting one of those?? lol, don’t because you wouldn’t look good in a polo. The things they come up with. I hope that guy walks off a mountain, lmfao.

  62. Chemist999 on November 24, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Maybe those 12 thousand bucks include insurance, just in case you’re hit in those parts. It would be appropriate if you consider the price.
    And next month, they’ll start producing special necklaces which will protect you from being bitten by a vampire.

  63. MarishkaLP on November 24, 2008 at 9:39 am

    mm… thinking about different theme..may i ask you, Mike? is that truth?? just promise to answer or i’ll die from curiosity πŸ™‚

  64. miKer0cks on November 24, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Hhmm yeah maybe LOL…Where do you find all this stuff? They are totally awesome!!! Your posts are so cool!!! I love them πŸ˜€ Thx for sharing your thoughts with us Mike…I really appreciate it πŸ™‚ Have a great day πŸ˜‰

  65. Raspberry on November 24, 2008 at 9:08 am

    hmmmm maybe if a shooter with a 9mm gun would warn someone first so they could pull it over their head or um pull their arms into it or if you are short like me … squat down and simply hide yourself totally in an XXL … would be fun πŸ˜‰

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