I Wanna **** You

February 3, 2009

I know some of you don’t like profanity, so I apologize for this one in advance…but it’s too funny to not put up.

mike

mike

80 Comments

  1. Snare_BE on May 28, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    As some people mentioned already:
    the subtitles are in Dutch, and as said translated completly wrong; so it’s a great adittion to Mike’s Lost in Translation-project!
    I was thinking it’d be funny to post the translation of what those subtitles actually, but since it’s like 1 AM and i’ve got finals at 9 tomorrow, I’ll just do it quickly…
    Here goes:

    Oh, you’re so beautiful
    as you’re laying in the hay.
    Oh you’re soo wonderful,
    in one word you’re “awesome”!

    I like you! (“I wanna f*ck you”) x3
    And i’m starting to itch everywhere!

    I wanted to ask you
    wanna go out and take a ride
    in my new car
    that’s parked right outside?

    CHORUS]

    Solo

  2. nillp on February 21, 2009 at 9:03 am

    hahaha! what a romantic song.. xD

    don’t worry.. a little bit of profanity is necessary once in a while.. ha!

    anyway. i don’t know what is more frightening, the song or who is singing.. LoL

    PS: i don’t want to even imagine how would this song be if her door was opened. O_O’

  3. Merecy on February 13, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Strange humor , lol .But it Still funny .

  4. Senia on February 13, 2009 at 1:57 am

    omfg! :)) [i LOVE the subtitles :))]

  5. linkingal007 on February 11, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    In the beginning of the video, I was like “Is that ‘fuck’? Or…?” It’s as if he’s saying “I wanna fag you”.

  6. Yascha on February 11, 2009 at 8:18 am

    Lol😄 The subs are in Dutch (from my language :3), and what a bad translation! >__<

  7. Kate7 on February 8, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Great song… my favourite…hahaha I just love him big ears…

  8. Ana_ on February 8, 2009 at 9:39 am

    “I wanna fuck you but your door is closed” is the funniest part… :p With those ears, surely this man has no hearing problems! ahah xD

  9. pd2care on February 7, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Traveller…my grandfather’s ears were that big, and my mother’s are almost that big. They’re real. I’m not too sure I’m not related to this guy! 😮 I remember TV shows with this type of stuff on it, minus the particular song. God, I’m getting old. Thanks for the reminder, Mike.

  10. traveller on February 7, 2009 at 8:06 am

    haha! “I wanna …., but your door is closed”. lol! And guys, his ears are fake! They are for entertainment purposes! Besides, they differ in color compared to his face.

  11. bec on February 7, 2009 at 1:52 am

    With ears that big can you imagine how big his…er…wait penis size is proportional to ears right?

  12. AnkeNL on February 7, 2009 at 1:31 am

    Haha I tink sassi_lp is wright. oh my gad thore ears.And I saw that on tv here the subtitles make it extra funny…hahaha

  13. sassi_lp on February 6, 2009 at 1:52 am

    WTF, the EARS! whut’s wrong with this guy???? geez. But I love the subtitles, funny how it says “I like you” when he actually sings “I wanna **** you”. haha. I would ran away if this song would be written for me…damn

  14. hachy13 on February 5, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    With that face OF COURSE I CLOSE THE DOOR

  15. NoMoreSorrowGirl on February 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Hahaha!….Jesus Christ Mike look at him huge ears for a normal human like him!…hahaha!love the song…new recommended music thanks…His a genius in piano,too bad he only knows fuck…hahaha!Is that old McDonald with huge ears?no?maybe snow white’s missing dwarf.

  16. Lvix on February 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Hey it’s dutch subtitled… I am from belgium and i am speaking dutch.
    Really when he sings: I want to fuck you…
    There is actually standing: Ooh, what are you beautefull

    What the hell? Bad subtitles!! Anyway, who the hell is this guy, he is from Belgium?
    I am asking why they are dutch subtitles? You know Mike?

  17. cuz on February 5, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    That was great! The moment when he moved his eyebrow made me laugh so hard!

  18. Hawaii_LP_fan on February 5, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Haha, this guy is definitely a stud. He’s so into his music that he simply oozes borderline sexiness with creepy sound effects to zero in on his audience. You know he’s serenading you with his profanity but his ears distract you. This video is pretty funny. At least this guy is honest about what he’s feelin’, you know just thinkin’ guy thoughts even at his age. Being a senior citizen doesn’t mean you’re numb. Haha, thanks for sharing.

  19. cate on February 5, 2009 at 8:54 am

    yes, they have word for fuck – neuken🙂 but those of who can speak dutch know that lyrics are sooooo different :-))))))

    NICE MIKE!

  20. Sunnywow on February 5, 2009 at 4:59 am

    wow,dutch don’t have a word for fxck? that’s quite conservative imo. some people here should relax about this, it’s only a joke. besides,the song itself without the lyrics is quite nice, and the man’s paino skill is pretty awesome. Some comments here are so funny! Mike, i like the random and funny stuff you put on here, but sometimes i can’t help but wonder”where did you find all those weird stuff?” did you actually found them yourself?

  21. zahra on February 5, 2009 at 3:44 am

    akward!

  22. Mickey on February 5, 2009 at 2:31 am

    That’s hilarious! And Mike…sweetie…you have WAY too much time on your hands, lol! But hey…I think the majority of the people visiting this site (myself included) are loving your randomness, so keep it up 8)

  23. ShadowerLiltani on February 4, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    I love the way he casually smiled all the way through that (sarcasm). Perfect way for someone to make fun of such a lousy song.

    Creepy.

  24. ThePrincess on February 4, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    OH MY GOD MIKE … !!!!! That you think a beautiful song ???? he even couldn’t say ‘FUCK’ correctly …

  25. Lucie on February 4, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Have you seen the ears ?
    I like the melody, it’s pretty sweet !
    & obviously, Mike, you have WAY TOO MUCH time on your own LOL.

  26. mike_n_LP_4ever on February 4, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    To begin with, I wasn’t even payin attention in the beginning of the song; The only thing I was looking at, was the mans ears….LMAO He reminds of Mr. Bean HAHA!!! He’s kinda scary looking……about 45-50 years old and he’s saying he wants to fuck here, fuck there, fuck anywhere(lol)! Is that even possible for a man his age? Kinda old already. NEEDS VIAGRA! xDD Very…um…interesting, I guess.🙂

    -Cati~

  27. FCastro on February 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    The instrumental is good, why don’t try it??

  28. Ruben on February 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Lost in Translation!
    The subtitles are Dutch. I am Dutch. Here’s what they mean:

    Oh you’re so beatifull.
    The way you’re lay in the hay.
    Oh you’re so gorgeous.
    You’re in one word mighty.
    I like you.

    And i’m getting itch everywhere.
    I would like to ask you.
    if you would like to in my car.
    Wich is standing outside.
    If I could take you for a ride.

    (yeah, yeahhh……)

    Yeah, the love of a man.
    goes through the stomach (not litterly i suppose…).
    The way you can cook.
    I love to eat that.

  29. PARADOX on February 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm

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  31. rockermeg on February 4, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Mike, that’s a little disturbing
    I hate that song so damn much and the look on his face is just scary…eek
    Still, better than the original
    xxx

  32. Madlen on February 4, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    You have probably seen this one but while we’re on the subject:

    Btw you should totally do a live cover of that song:D

  33. petiterocker on February 4, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    the funiest part about the video are the dutch subs😄 omg prude dutch! it’s so cool😀

  34. lucky_cat on February 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Beautiful song … a little bit sad though … for him .)

  35. durg on February 4, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    O.O
    lmao!
    i feel like a giant awkward turtle watching this..

  36. analoggirl on February 4, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I finally understand why this guy wears prosthetic ears. All the better to hold onto while… you know. 😉 Maybe that’s why Jada Pinkett Smith always looks so happy. lol

  37. _MiHaRu_ on February 4, 2009 at 11:09 am

    o-my-god!! O______O are things like this one that make me happy for being the only one in my house who understand english..!!I was talkin with my mother and then I pushed play..and this weird man started to sing “I wanna fuck you!!”thanks god she don’t understand a word!
    however that’s funny..I mean..weird..but quite fun!
    kisses from Italy
    Mara_

  38. Curiosa on February 4, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Mike, I worry about you sometimes & if I ever have any kids I’ll make sure to keep them as far away from you as possible. :)~

    Hmm…reading some of the comments makes me glad I can’t turn on my speakers. :)~

    continues reading * Now those translations are funny. lmao

  39. Kalini on February 4, 2009 at 10:18 am

    He is just a comedian and he is very good. The translation is incredible: “I wanna f… you baby, but your door is closed” is translated “I find you attractive and I get itchy everywhere” (Ik vind je leuk en ik krijg overall jeuk); “I will f… you in the kitchen” is translated “The love of a man goes through his stomach” (De liefde van de man gaat heus door de maag). You can’t actually translate f… you in Dutch, because there’s no profanity in the Dutch language. They don’t have f… you in their language. It’s a very interesting video! KK

  40. Draccer on February 4, 2009 at 9:54 am

    wow the dutch subtitles are really differend then what he’s singing :p (im dutch)
    when he’s singing i wanna fuck you the subtitle says ik vind je leuk ( translated to english: i like you)

  41. shan1105 on February 4, 2009 at 9:31 am

    That was funny, but the funniest is those ears. maybe he thought he could get chicks if he could sing. i don’t think that willhelp him.

  42. Svetik on February 4, 2009 at 9:12 am

    I don’t understand what funny in this song…. maybe it’s just his fake ears.. just I wanna f*ck you…that’s all content…:/

    anyway

    come to Ukraine!!)))

  43. eleni1997 on February 4, 2009 at 9:10 am

    hahahahaha,LOL!

  44. miKer0cks on February 4, 2009 at 8:29 am

    o.O lol Mike!!! That guy has weird ears😛 And the lyrics? Awesome😛 Thx for posting🙂

  45. iina on February 4, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Awesome. I really like those lyrics.

  46. YourConscience on February 4, 2009 at 8:00 am

    Hahaha. That was terrible… But I watched it, giggling the entire way through. =D Thanks for the lovely start to my day, Mike. I just hope I don’t start singing this during the ceremony I’m going to today… How awful would that be? Haha. Everyone’s all serious and I start boucing around, “I will feck you in dee kitchen…” Hahaha. Oh, that is so bad. Anyhow, hope you all have a great day. =) hugs

  47. victoria on February 4, 2009 at 7:53 am

    xD look at his ears xDD they ‘re so funny too. take care mike, kisses from spain

  48. Gabry94LinkinParkfan23 on February 4, 2009 at 7:39 am

    OMG XDD cute ears XDD i wanna feck u😄 veeery cool😛 amazing Mike, take care. Gabry

  49. Shinoda77 on February 4, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Wtf is that ears! Holy shit, are these real? xD and he’s like “i wanna feck you” xD I always wonder how can you find this kinda things xD

  50. Simone1992 on February 4, 2009 at 7:11 am

    Hahaha his ears are hilarious, and the dutch subs don’t match with what he is singing LOL. Funny song though🙂

    Hugs from Holland,
    Simone

  51. Lori on February 4, 2009 at 6:08 am

    lmao reminded me of a comedian called tim minchin: http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM haha i luv tim minchin!!

  52. burningdaylight on February 4, 2009 at 5:59 am

    the best thing about this video is the fact that this is a congenial senior citizen singing about having sex with someone over a sick blues beat….gotta love youtube (and your blog) lol….

  53. Fox on February 4, 2009 at 5:46 am

    This could probably be likened to “Detachable Penis” by King Missile. But… this, uh… disturbs me. shudder

  54. thuy01 on February 4, 2009 at 5:37 am

    LOL I think its really funny im laughing ;;) =]] Hey Mikey babe ;;)
    His freaky ears impress me lol;;)
    ITss nice to wear some ear rings lol :))

  55. aplacetorest on February 4, 2009 at 5:37 am

    that was AWESOME haha. He sure puts a lot of soul in his “fucking singing voice”

    -Stephen

  56. I_B_Long on February 4, 2009 at 5:25 am

    i need to add this song to my “romantic music collection” because nothing puts me more in the mood than to have some weird guy with big ears singing about fucking. at least now i will never say I have big ears again…lol
    oh and since noone else seems to mind so far: BAD YOU for putting bad language on your blog! dont you know theres young’ens reading it too!?😉

  57. Brittney on February 4, 2009 at 5:06 am

    lol the size of his ears is funny enough. Plus he says **** you really weird😄
    I don’t blame whoever he’s singing to; my door would be closed too.

  58. Lynnie on February 4, 2009 at 4:47 am

    DUDE!
    ~Horrified~
    Mike, I don’t know whether to hug you for the random funniness or hit you for ensuring I have nightmares for the rest of my life!
    Not cool, dude…not cool!
    ~
    Lol – seriously…where/how do you find this shit?
    And don’t say ‘YouTube’!
    ~
    I’d like to leave my usual ‘have a nice day’… but I think I’ll settle for ‘seriously…?’
    ~
    Okay, screw it… have a nice day.
    Lynnie
    xx
    ~Walks slowly away from Mr.P.~
    ~
    P.S: I like the apology for profanity…then a video of profanity! You should be ashamed of yourself! Lol.

  59. Ferith on February 4, 2009 at 4:38 am

    Haha😄 awesome movie! Great Dutch subtitles :p

  60. Aqua101 on February 4, 2009 at 4:18 am

    HaHaHa…HiHiHi…HoHoHo…Mikey,Mikey,Mikey…u made my door wet…of my “wee-wee”!😀😀

  61. ThunderStrike on February 4, 2009 at 3:53 am

    This guy is a ****ing pedophile….=| I like the piano though…it’s peppy.

  62. redwoman on February 4, 2009 at 2:38 am

    huuuuge ears so hilarius! But you can’t (or maybe yes) know what this video made me think about…

  63. Leany on February 4, 2009 at 2:18 am

    OMG his ears!!! I wanna **** them!!!!

  64. Shinodabestfriend on February 4, 2009 at 1:57 am

    you’re even cool..lol

  65. liope on February 4, 2009 at 1:27 am

    My door is not just closed..i have put an a huge wardrobe behind it!!!!! By the way this one remind me one song from The Kooks called “do you wanna”. I liked the song until i saw their singer!! o.O

  66. Sonia_LPrnway_ on February 4, 2009 at 1:25 am

    ROFLMAO! that’s all i have to say!

  67. Dori on February 4, 2009 at 12:12 am

    Can I scream at the top of my lungs how much I……………LOVE YOUR BLOG! No!? Well, I just did, so… haha You should post a roadmap or something, so that those of us who question ur sanity (myself), can figure out how you come across things such as this video! haha

  68. Zuzaca on February 3, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    :D:D:D:D……..this guy have amazing ears :D……I want to have the same ears :D…..no no I was only kidding :)….but this song is flawless😉

  69. Raspberry on February 3, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    by EpilepticChickenScratch

    I’d keep my damn door closed too! Look at his freaking ears!

    They are huge … something to hang on to … now can he breathe through his nose?😉 hahaha seriously Mike … that was scary!!! but i can see where your career is going once you are too old to rock it out with LP and FM, hehehe

  70. djf74 on February 3, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    the dutch translation is hilarious ! A very very light version of the actual song ! Too good !
    Its funny, but even beter, when you understand the dutch text.
    “Ik vind je leuk” means “i like you”🙂

    For me – and everyone who knows dutch too – you can put this blog in your “lost in translation” section.

  71. Jaclyn on February 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Mikey baby! Wish you were singing this song for me <33333 lol unbreak my heart )))

  72. ACDalgaard on February 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    It’s so disturbing that it’s funny :3 Thanks for putting it up, it put a smile on my face.

  73. JessicaHarper on February 3, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    i wanna f**k you mike LOL is that guys ears real? god lord

  74. Rex on February 3, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    No offense to this guy but r those ears real?
    LOL and thanks for posting this gave me a good laugh

  75. CherryRed on February 3, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Freaking hilarious!!! His ears distract you when watching the video! Thanks for the laugh. By the way, Happy Early Birthday MS! 1977 was a good year!

  76. moodyrocker on February 3, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    I looked up this man’s MySpace. ‘Cause you totally know this old man’s hip with the new technology and lingo. It says this little masterpiece is dedicated to his long lost love.. Mr. Michael Shinoda. Man, that seems like it rings a bell..

  77. KATHYxx on February 3, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    the way he’s dressed is LOL.

  78. soyuneik on February 3, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Hahaha! Well at least he’s honest!

  79. EpilepticChickenScratch on February 3, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    I’d keep my damn door closed too! Look at his freaking ears!

  80. murry on February 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    “But your door is closed.” Yes, I’m sure that’s the only reason it won’t be happening. Hahaha… I’m fine with the profanity, but I could have done without the little “yeahs.” Creepy.

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