Jones BBQ and Foot Massage

April 22, 2009

If only this place actually existed. The website address does work though. Someone let me know if the phone number works too. We got fine dinosaur meats!

-Secret Asian Man



  1. nillp on May 2, 2009 at 5:50 am

    it was disgusting :@

  2. hachy13 on April 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    AHHHHHH GOOD ASS BBQ ans Foot Massage ahhh well , Is super funny but not thank you. love you mike

  3. Madlen on April 25, 2009 at 7:59 am

    This place looks kinda dirty to me:DLOL but anyway it’s a cool idea:D

  4. analoggirl on April 25, 2009 at 1:26 am

    This video is all kinds of crazy. lol Funny, but the script could’ve used some editing.

  5. xdistantxsanityx on April 24, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    The number works. It told me the mailbox for Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage was full, haha.

  6. Aiman on April 24, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    lol they have the same area code as me. (southside of chicago). 119th and cicero actually isnt too far from my house :/

  7. Hawaii_LP_fan on April 23, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Haha, funny but disturbing S.A.M.! The same hands from ala chef that massages your footsies, ARE the same ones that massage and prepare the yummy bbq. Um…heightens the flavah of the bbq? YUCK! haha, great vid. P.S. Will think twice before dining at a bbq joint that does foot massages. Thanks for the 411. ;p

  8. Eddie on April 23, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Ha ha ha!!! Amazing!!! Very funny Mike!!!

  9. rockermeg on April 23, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Ahahahahaaha!! Niiiiiiice!
    “Did you call number 52?!” “Did you hear me call number 52?!”

  10. gilovesmike on April 23, 2009 at 6:10 am

    no no no no no no… it´s to much for me!!! is 10:00 am and i have to see that!! hahahaha….very funny.
    Mike love you

  11. CuteWhiteBunny on April 22, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    extremely entertaining! thanks.

  12. ShadowerLiltani on April 22, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    I would greatly appreciate it, and I’m sure Mike would too if people stopped coming on his site to bitch at him about things that have nothing to do with the actual topic of a blog. And like Mike said, for the love of god, do a search. If you hang around the LPU so much, you should know to do a search. This also proves that Mike reads what we write. Anyways, what makes this video so hilarious for me is that my dad has a Japanese kanji tattoo for “family” but he always tells people it means “Eat at Jones”. Odd little coincidence…

  13. mshinoda on April 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    spraypaintNinkpens / anyone else interested in SOB’s situaton: I gave more info about their situation…search “ get busy committee” in google, and you should find it. The post was called “Styles Of Beyond and Machine Shop”

  14. durg on April 22, 2009 at 6:10 pm


  15. spraypaintNinkpens on April 22, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    From takbir: 4) What are your thoughts, on how the whole Fort Minor/ Machine Shop records situation was handled?

    Tak: “I personally feel that it was a bunch of bullshit. We (S.O.B.) put a lot of sweat into our last record for 2 years only to get strung along and crapped on in the end. I was extremely disappointed in Mike Shinoda because when everything fell through the wet paper bag he basically said “Sorry Fellas….See Ya” and that was that. I thought we would’ve had much more support from him and the horrible label but obviously not. I could ramble for ions about this but I wont….nuff said.”

    Mike what the hell? It kind of sucks you left sob/fm hanging.

  16. Carla on April 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Reminds me of the Hip Hop Magician commerical I saw maybe last week. I didn’t think it was serious it until I saw the website was fully functional. As for this, it’s a pretty ridiculous deal though hahaha.

  17. xomusicmaniac94 on April 22, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Where do people come up with this stuff?! My favorite part: “as long as it’s fryable or edible, we’re gonna make it delishitable…” haha.

  18. cuz on April 22, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Hilarious! Would love some foot massage… They even selling t-shirts. Someone check the address!

  19. keineAhnung on April 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    thx for posting that vid… 🙂 …finally something to cheer me up a bit…such a place would be really nice (as long as the cook and the guy massaging your feet are not the same…ROFL)

  20. EpilepticChickenScratch on April 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    LMFAO. Hey, dude, the number works. And it actually takes you to recording that says “Jones’ Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage.” It says that you’ve “caught them when they were rubbing some feet and making some good ass food.” Good times <33

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