Not On Twitter

September 11, 2009

Dave just texted me: “you’re not on Twitter, right? I think there’s a new spazz imposter.”

LOL. I’m using Twitter the way it’s supposed to be used, Dave. As my blog’s bitch.

mike

http://twitter.com/m_shinoda

EDIT: For those of you who don’t know what a twitterfeed is…it automatically posts links to my blog posts. In other words, I don’t actually tweet anything. It makes Twitter my blog’s subordinate, underling, inferior…biiiaaatch.

mike

76 Comments

  1. swati_LPfreak on September 24, 2009 at 4:10 am

    Why did u play such a prank with Phi LOL??… But, WHY ARE U ON TWITTER, if u don’t really like it?? … Join Orkut instead, it’s MUCH BETTER ..huh..

  2. linkinparkette on September 18, 2009 at 7:29 am

    I LOVE ur BACKGROUND !!!
    its so funny :B

  3. Jo_o8 on September 16, 2009 at 5:17 am

    But Mike if you dislike twitter so much why would you even bother making an account?

  4. twilight_LP on September 15, 2009 at 2:20 am

    “biiiaaatch.” HAHAHAHAHA
    You really like the word bitch don’t you…
    That’s a really cool way of using Twitter:) The best part is the background that says “Twitter sucks.” Way to go Mike, you totally kicked Phoenix’s ass:D

  5. joelle1984 on September 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Now I say, poor twitter…

  6. Sintia on September 14, 2009 at 11:46 am

    poor Phi shakes head

  7. Gabry94LinkinParkfan23 on September 14, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Uhm..
    I don’t really like Twitter Mike and that’s why I’m not in. U_______U
    I prefere blogs m/
    Take care.
    -Gabry.

  8. PekiLinkinFan on September 14, 2009 at 7:39 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzx7DGF–1o 1.00 minute < see this please… this mike is so crazyyyyyy ahahaha love this video .. u have to see it

  9. ristinw on September 14, 2009 at 1:15 am

    ^ – ^ mmmmmmm……..u’re bad, Phoenix!!!!!
    Mike: I have a question! πŸ˜€ Will the song “NO ROADS LEFT” singing by u be included in the new album?
    There’s a saying about a smile that could melt the sun, and I say your voice could melt all the fans’ hearts!! ^___________________^ haha

    To all the fans: (the link) @ u @
    The Link: @ u @

  10. ArtMakesMe on September 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    hey mike….phoenix called you a j-high…basicly his new word that either means: teenie, spazz or blogger lol!!

  11. Jurh on September 13, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    hahaha, so funny!

    P.S. I’m just wondering if there are Fort Minor Demos (no Militia Demos). Dunno, like “Right Now demo” or “Red to black demo” and what is the difference between the final cut (ovbiously the post production doesn’t count!). You did the vocals for High Road or WYG?…Tell us some curiosities abut FM!! πŸ˜€ thanx for at least reading this!!!

  12. CuteWhiteBunny on September 13, 2009 at 3:05 am

    Your blog is deserving of the dominant position over your twitter.

    At least you won’t be wasting your time making useless tweets all day long.

    Go Team Shinoda!!!

  13. EmKei on September 13, 2009 at 2:55 am

    “Biiiiaaaatch”…Hehehhe, LOL…Very clever, Mike! You’ll definetly win! Team Shinoda!=DD

  14. erippe on September 13, 2009 at 12:55 am

    Hello! I think the one of a blog is wonderfulβ˜†Because a blog is made with one by itself!!

  15. LpOrcaPrincess on September 12, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    thats right Mike make twitter your bitch..lol Im so gonna pay for that comment I just know it
    Orcalinkinpark

  16. boyzdontcry on September 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Sorry Pretty Shy face πŸ™‚ , but i’ll stay with TEAM PHOENIX !!!

  17. xMikesQueenBeexLPx on September 12, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Mike So happy your on Twitter! How I see it..you won bc ur not actually using Twitter. Twitter was his weapon and ur using it against him! πŸ™‚ The way i see it your the winner and u out smarted him!

  18. zahra on September 12, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    i love ur page….btw is this ur son?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs203.snc1/703011603583689591227800096305719305255814_n.jpg

  19. Marie14 on September 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    miike!…everybody says you’ve lost the war because you’re on twitter now…even if you actually don’t tweet anything xD so please come up with something adroit and cool to say to these people like you always do πŸ˜€
    maybe you should persuade dave to get a blog or something ^^

  20. durg on September 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    hahha πŸ˜„
    i think the background saying ‘twitter sucks’ is the best part of the whole thing, nice little oxymoron XDD
    see who gets the most followers now, hmm?
    chester probably will still have you both beat though, haha :p

  21. dianlucas on September 12, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    You really like the word ‘bitch’, huh. And Mike, about the post ‘New Mike Vs. old Mike’… ‘One Step Closer’ was released in 2000, not 2001, right? HAHA

  22. rockermeg on September 12, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Hahahahaha!!
    AWESOME!
    xxx

  23. EpilepticChickenScratch on September 12, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    I was listening to Transformers Revenge of the Fallen score the other day and realized how orgasmic NEST (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHoCgqpk2tw) is. Absolutely incredible.

  24. cuz on September 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Oh man, now you killed Phoenix, hahahaha!

  25. ShadowerLiltani on September 12, 2009 at 11:50 am

    So, you’re like a robot Mike, then. I can’t believe Phi, for five seconds, actually thought YOU of all people would be on twitter. You, Mike Shinoda, on twitter, would just create so much chaos on this planet. Cows would stop milking! Roosters would stop crowing! Dogs would meow and cats would bark! Fish would fly and birds would swim! The mystery of the death of the dinosaurs would be solved! then, as a final insult to life itself, a giant black hole would open and engulf the entire planet Earth. Since this has not happened, you must not be on twitter.

  26. Shinodabestfriend on September 12, 2009 at 11:25 am

    rofl xD ahahahaha!

    MIKE PLEASE LOOK! please!

  27. Kiara on September 12, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Awww so… did you follow my advice? xD!!

  28. thenewLinkinPete on September 12, 2009 at 10:16 am

    So the first comment is not an actual tweet? And.. what was the war about again, cause Phi said that if youΒ΄d get on Twitter for real, heΒ΄d win.. but wasnΒ΄t it originally a bet that Phi could be there for a month or what? So what would he win.. err..?? pos (I donΒ΄t laugh so I canΒ΄t say “lol”, but I “ponder out silently” instead)

  29. Lvix on September 12, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Dave is the hole time spamming. I think he does more then 3 tweets every day… And really, he is boring.
    First funny, now boring. I think it’s more usefull he can figure out how to make a next linkin park album in stead of doing tweets:p I hope you don’t gonna be much as lame as him Mike:p

    Greetz,
    Lode

  30. lynndarwinharris on September 12, 2009 at 9:36 am

    this is hilarious!!! love it!

  31. TiffTiff33LP on September 12, 2009 at 8:17 am

    LOL,that is so funny,I like that,Twitter is your blog’s bitch,LOL,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!thats awsome!!!!^^p.s I hate twitter,and to me it does suck!!!!!!!^^

  32. Shinoda77 on September 12, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Hey Mike, correct your name on twitter πŸ˜€ you wrote MIke Shinoda πŸ˜›

  33. Maaark on September 12, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Great idea. Now we know when you post right after you do it. I’m following you already. Now you and Phoenix could start a new war. By the end of the year, the one who gets more followers wins. What do you think?

    Have a nice weekend man!

  34. Manongross on September 12, 2009 at 7:35 am

    My EYES !!!!!!!!!!
    I don’t believe Phoenix WINS???? You did a Twitter?????
    I just bet that you with all my strength, but okay, and now is the time to i make a twitter to me too…
    By the way, i want to use one of your arts in my guitar, how you will never do this to me, i want know if you authorize me to use it.
    I wait for a answer, to after you don’t feeling stolen.
    Thanks.
    Jorge.
    I want to use this:

    or this:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/therealmike_shinoda/3880028167/in/set-72157622213492366/

  35. shinnizel15 on September 12, 2009 at 7:19 am

    DESTROY PHEONIX … MIKE RULES !!!!!!

  36. NetCutter on September 12, 2009 at 6:28 am

    “I’m using Twitter the way it’s supposed to be used, Dave. As my blog’s bitch.” – Haha!

    @Mike, actually, if you have some time, try to find a better way to use twitter. I mean, everyone at first says “Why? Why the hell I suppose to use this damn blue birth”, but later you will find the point… twitter really worth it, more than you think πŸ˜‰

    Cheers

  37. MusicalMorphine on September 12, 2009 at 5:12 am

    Just you wait, you’ll be tweeting like a pro in no time. Everyone gets sucked in eventually.

  38. gaby_ on September 12, 2009 at 5:00 am

    destroy phoenix xD

  39. _MiHaRu_ on September 12, 2009 at 4:50 am

    nu-hu..I’m sorry Mike but Phoenix definitely won!!!!!come on!!you can call twitter your “blog’s bitch” but the fact issss…YOU DID A TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!you lost baby ahahah

  40. Madlen on September 12, 2009 at 4:37 am

    That’s actually really smart…If I ever get my own blog I’m gonna get a twitter bitch too πŸ˜€

  41. miKer0cks on September 12, 2009 at 4:37 am

    Yeah! What you did was awesome! You definetely won now πŸ˜€ Congrats! πŸ˜€ TEAM SHINODA ROCKS

  42. Eddie on September 12, 2009 at 4:25 am

    Phi thinks he won man…….

  43. missdunno on September 12, 2009 at 3:28 am

    Haha, that was so clever, Mike… You definitely won the war!

  44. linkinparc on September 12, 2009 at 3:21 am

    Hi mike! I saw you have been on colin’s new website, lpresurrection and I wanted to ask you to visit my phoenix fansite!

    http://phoenix-farell.celebfans.org

    and to leave a short comment whereever you want (your blog or at my twitter @anaPHX)

    because you studied gfx I would love to hear your comment on my layout and etc.

    xo
    ana

  45. msgirl on September 12, 2009 at 3:19 am

    phoenix is insisting that he has won!=(

  46. aussieChazz on September 12, 2009 at 2:45 am

    HELL YEAH , PHOENIX WIN !! ..sorry i mean , i should go too .. πŸ˜€ !! ..

  47. Fatima91MS on September 12, 2009 at 2:42 am

    We’re TeamSHINODA! Mike win πŸ˜› But it would be nice if you will answer us from ur twitter acount….. >>

  48. EvaBennoda on September 12, 2009 at 2:42 am

    hey Mike πŸ™‚ well,although i’m happy that u made a twitter account i just cant find a reason why u made it πŸ˜› and now Dave thinks he won !!! lol ! whatever the reason may be,#teamshinoda ftw ❀ Take Much Care !!! Midnight_The_One…

  49. linky_luvslp on September 12, 2009 at 2:42 am

    funny shit anyway i love you go team shinoda ❀ =] emma luvs phoenix but ur sexi 2

    4 ever & ever mikey ily caity

  50. jeffryLP on September 12, 2009 at 2:32 am

    OOPS, the beautiful song in here !! ..well, I will not interfere in this issue . so I’ll go without leaving any comments , moreover is midnight here !! .. yeah Good Luck guys πŸ˜€ !!!

    PS’ Welcome Home Hon πŸ˜‰ !!

  51. keineAhnung on September 12, 2009 at 1:58 am

    LOL…you know that phoenix insists that he won the bet now you’re on twitter?…what was the stake? because if he really just won, I think you’re screwed!!!

    oh and @offending people (thuska): awwww come on! wouldn’t you be pissed too if there were hundrets of people asking you stupid stuff all day? (well, I bet at least most of the questions are…reading for the 124th time: would you come to my city? or please ask mike/chester/brad/…this or that…and of course not to forget all those posts of people where you don’t even get what they want from you)…besides: I don’t see why getting an “okay” as an answer to “please answer my questions” would be offending (I think that’s hilarious)

  52. ThePrincess on September 12, 2009 at 1:51 am

    Twitter vs Blog ??? I don’t know what The hell is going on in here , but I’ll stay with TEAM SHINODA and it will always be like that !!!!

    EDIT : subordinate, underling, inferior…biiiaaatch.. ( Oh Honey , What a Nice word πŸ˜‰ , seriously LOL !! )

  53. SalmonSushi on September 12, 2009 at 1:44 am

    aaww come on! IMO it is still USING twitter
    no matter what
    it is USING
    dont make him think he won it D:

  54. soyuneik on September 12, 2009 at 1:00 am

    ROFL.Yea Dave, geez, god! Yea this will be my first drunken Ms.com visit. No, I’ve always been sober before.
    There is just something appealing about talking to mystery humans via a 700 character box. lol-you know. Please note that I’m a drunken opposite. I think I get smarter when I drink (not) , loose braincells with every passing sober breath.(yes) Ever run into a 15 year old crush and realize you suck hardcore for never saying anything? Yea, I just did that. Yup.. mmhmm. I’m gonna go make a beat about it and name it something extra depressing.Next person that ignores me on twitter is getting put on my poop list. People these days, I get no love. But I’m loyal like year of the dog.;D

  55. LPmadman on September 12, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Hey new Post !! .. that was fast !!! .. uhm I’ll sleep tonight , with a big smile in my face πŸ˜€ ,hell yeah , I never been so happy like this !! yup, Ur Beautiful Saint have flown away from you , and this is the right time for me to catch it LOL !! TEAM PHOENIX !!

    Note : Thanks dude,for Interpreted twitterfeed with A clearly word πŸ™‚ LOL !!!

  56. thuska on September 11, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    hi Mike πŸ™‚ i love your band and i respect you for what you do, !!!!!!! BUT its getting pretty annoying and offensive for you to say that twitter sucks (cause a lot of your fans (and band members :D) are using it!)... and the same with Phoenix...i mean- in his RTs he is very rude (and actually tweets too, like this one “twitter is lame”. your twitter fans read it Dave!) im sorry if i said something wrong, but just think about it...(btw i have a good sense of humor :)) , i just think youre offending some peeps :(( ) hope you read this, with love Ell. πŸ™‚

  57. luckyluck on September 11, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    Biiiattch ??!!?? … No offense it seems The Phoenix and the Tweet thing Really affected you, yeah I’m a bit afraid to you Dude LOL !! , btw I read ur previous blog and I just knew that you often talk with yourself !! LOL , ( I swear for God , Your Hot fans never told me abt that !! ) LOL !

  58. Curiosa on September 11, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Ah Mike. U do realize it also works the other way around so the blogs could end up being twiter’s “biiaatch”. 4 example when Joe Scudda tweets they show up on his myspace page. If it wasn’t 4 twitter’s ability 2 feed, ur blog would b unproductive w/twiter. Point is u opened up a twitter account even though u said u wouldn’t regardless of how you’re using it. πŸ˜› You stil tweeted. πŸ˜› lol Sorry, u lose.

    Don’t forget 2 get ur account verified. πŸ™‚ Oh & u forgot 2 follow Cheap & Bobo. 😦

    PS: Kinda sad I was able to recognize it was actually the real you. lol Hmm…I need 2 get away from u. : / Good night. πŸ™‚

    EDIT: U just showed us how well twitter plays w/others. Can ur blog do that? πŸ˜›

  59. Dori on September 11, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    Oh goodness, Mike!!! First, a real imposter (so I’ve heard) and now you’re really on Twitter, even if you won’t communicate with people thru it lol My head is spinning!!!

  60. Maneita on September 11, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    I think Twitter is the Blog or Site’s Bitch! I’m in the Team Shinoda (Sorry Phi! x.x) but Mike you totally Rocks!

  61. analoggirl on September 11, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    To quote Rex, “I’ve always thought that “micro-blog” is just another way of saying ‘blog’s biatch.'” LOL – Nice.

    To quote Marshall McLuhan, “The medium is the message.” πŸ˜‰

    EDIT: With the two of you on Twitter, it’s a reimagining of the Ashton Kutcher vs. Larry King/CNN Twitter war. I’m picturing you in large framed glasses and suspenders. lol

  62. TheNewFoShizzle on September 11, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Aw. I was just going to welcome you to the world of having both a Twitter and a Blog…But it’s all good. Blogs still win.

    By the way, thank you for bringing me one step forward into the year 2009 (nine months too late). I seriously had no clue before now what a “twitterfeed” was. Color me educated. Sort of.

  63. sweet_ash on September 11, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    so you are still technically twittering though right??

  64. WaffletownUSA on September 11, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Tweet From Rob Dyrdek: http://twitpic.com/fs85d At Mike Shinoda art show..He is so talented on so many levels..the most understated super star ever!!! Respect.

  65. liuliu on September 11, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    mike~you win~~!that twitter was blocked~!
    TEAM SHINODA~!

  66. lp_fm_fan on September 11, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    HAHA. I bet he was confused, btw…..THANKS for mentioning that Twitter feed thing, I never knew about it…. now http://www.mikeshinodaclan.co.nr has that too, I guess we’ll have to disable it on Facebook or something, lol.

  67. lpistheshiznik on September 11, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    I’ve got a question that I’ve always wanted to know from you Mike. Would it be safe to say that you yourself or LP as a band could make any music they wanted and not be hassled by the record company, and if so how the hell does that feel lol

  68. JamesWong on September 11, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    You background is actually “TWITTER SUCK”?? LOL!

  69. Rex on September 11, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    HAHAHA!!! i’ve always thought that “micro-blog” is just another way of saying “blog’s biatch”.

  70. ninguem on September 11, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    i bet you will be surrender and start tweet everywhere, even while you sleep, in studio, eating, etc…
    the big blue bird will follow you forever

    good night, and dream with the bird

  71. murry on September 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    I’m just going to go ahead and assume you saw my comment where I suggested you use Twitter to pimp your blog, and take credit for this. And consider yourself followed.

    This is nice. All is right in my world now. I don’t like it when you boys fight and I don’t like having to choose between Twitter and blogging. Hahaha…

  72. p_lane on September 11, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Lol, yea Mike you show twitter who’s the boss. . .or whatever.

  73. merve on September 11, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    good move,iam impressed…maybe dave have a blog and post his twits and on…hmm …sorry dave,its not gonna work!!

  74. Lyra on September 11, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    lol………and Mike can u understand Chinese??……………………u just know everything!!…..first youku…then tudou……………aaaa~~…XP…and ive figured out the next step for u…..check out my school’s website~~….. http://www.wflms.cn ………………..hahaa~~…….nice day……

  75. mshinoda on September 11, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    2001 Mike says: “damn, 2009 Mike…you’re good at the internet.” And blogging totally pwns Twittering.

  76. allucha on September 11, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Haha, I thought it’d be this, thanks for clarifying though. I figured your not-denying it in the earlier post meant it to be true. xD

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