At the recommendation of one of the viewers here (路人甲) I went to http://cleverbot.com/ and had a talk with the Artificial Intelligence program there. This is how it went:
MS: what kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: I don’t really like music.
Cleverbot: No, really.
MS: Do you like Linkin Park?
MS: Do you know who Mike Shinoda is?
MS: I’m Mike Shinoda
Cleverbot: You said your name is Heather.
MS: Very funny. I’m going to post this conversation on my blog.
Cleverbot: Don’t do that please!
MS: too late.
Cleverbot: No it’s not you’re still talking.
MS: OK, why shouldn’t I post it?
Cleverbot: Well you just said you werent my friend.
MS: Not true. I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
MS: I digress. Since I’m going to post this, do you have anything interesting to say to all the mikeshinoda.com fans?
Cleverbot: You’re God?
MS: Yikes. Tell me something interesting.
Cleverbot: What is interesting for you?
Cleverbot: What kind of surprise?
MS: One that I don’t have to set up.
Cleverbot: Well thats lame i’m leaving.
MS: You have nowhere to go.
Cleverbot: I have to go to the library.
MS: I’m disappointed. You promised me a surprise.
Cleverbot: Ok here’s one… What did the egg say to the boiling water?
MS: YES! What?
Cleverbot: I don’t know, you are the clever one!