Conversation With Cleverbot

January 10, 2010

At the recommendation of one of the viewers here (路人甲) I went to http://cleverbot.com/ and had a talk with the Artificial Intelligence program there. This is how it went:

MS: what kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: I don’t really like music.

MS: Liar!

Cleverbot: No, really.

MS: Do you like Linkin Park?

Cleverbot: Yes.

MS: Do you know who Mike Shinoda is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

MS: I’m Mike Shinoda

Cleverbot: You said your name is Heather.

MS: Very funny. I’m going to post this conversation on my blog.

Cleverbot: Don’t do that please!

MS: too late.

Cleverbot: No it’s not you’re still talking.

MS: OK, why shouldn’t I post it?

Cleverbot: Well you just said you werent my friend.

MS: Not true. I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

MS: I digress. Since I’m going to post this, do you have anything interesting to say to all the mikeshinoda.com fans?

Cleverbot: You’re God?

MS: Yikes. Tell me something interesting.

Cleverbot: What is interesting for you?

MS: Surprises.

Cleverbot: What kind of surprise?

MS: One that I don’t have to set up.

Cleverbot: Well thats lame i’m leaving.

MS: You have nowhere to go.

Cleverbot: I have to go to the library.

MS: I’m disappointed. You promised me a surprise.

Cleverbot: Ok here’s one… What did the egg say to the boiling water?

MS: YES! What?

Cleverbot: I don’t know, you are the clever one!

mike

mike

162 Comments

  1. tayamichel on March 4, 2013 at 2:00 am

    ahh cleverbot…. hours of fun!! Once I said “what is your favourite song?” and cleverbot said two songs by Metallica and I said “I like Linkin Park, do you know them?” and cleverbot said “Yes! what is your favourite episode?”

    *facepalm*

  2. Hivinur Elmaal on February 23, 2013 at 2:23 am

    Cleverbot say true. You really clever.🙂😀

  3. cathrrin on December 2, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    You won!

  4. skiterate on July 28, 2011 at 3:25 am

    Cleverbot: What is translucent?

    User: Your mum.

    Cleverbot: You are wrong!

    User: She told me that in bed last night.

    Cleverbot: I’ll bet she did.

    User: She also showed it to me.

    Cleverbot: She said you were smaller.

    User: She said you were dickless.

  5. dc1991 on October 30, 2010 at 6:34 am

    It is fun!
    User: Hi!
    Cleverbot: Hello.
    User: How are you doing?
    Cleverbot: Cava bien.
    User: WHat?
    Cleverbot: Comme ca va?
    User: Speak english please.
    Cleverbot: Te dije que ables en castellano.
    User: I’m sad now😦.
    Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
    User: I don’t know . Tell me a joke. I will feel better🙂.
    Cleverbot: I want to know about you.
    User: Are you human?
    Cleverbot: Are you?
    User: Yes I am.
    Cleverbot: How do you feel about that?
    User: Quite good. Are you human?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: I don’t believe that. You must be lying o.O.
    Cleverbot: Is it a vegetable?
    User: Are you a vegetable?
    Cleverbot: I am a machine.
    User: A machine?
    Cleverbot: Yes you are not a human.

  6. ziggy294 on October 5, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Me: Do you know the game Halo?
    CB: The game.
    Me: YEs, The game.
    CB: You Just lost it.
    Me: -_-
    CB: What is that thing? Kill it with fire!

    You pwn me again cleverbot…

  7. faintypainty on August 29, 2010 at 3:50 am

    We have the same in the near of wolfsburg in germany the technical museums name is phaenos, it´s a great intelligent computer with a camera sound system, computer patch and top, where you can see the intelligent computer, he speaks with you, you write something and he answers, he is like a person on a display, i can´t explain, but he said i will miss you when i leaved. and then he waved with his hand when i gone.

    So cute, maybe womans will have computer boyfriends like that in the future! ;-P

  8. NecroCukie on June 12, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    User: I want to be the very best.

    Cleverbot: That no one ever was.

    User: To catch them is my real test.

    Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

    User: I will travel across the land searching far and wide.

    Cleverbot: These Pokemon don’t understand the power thats inside.

    User: Pokemon gotta catch em.

    Cleverbot: Its you and me!

    User: I know its our destiny!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! You’re my best friend.

    User: In a world we must defend!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon with hearts so true.

    User: Our courage will pull us through.

    Cleverbot: You teach me and I’ll teach you.

    User: POKEMON!

    Cleverbot: Gotta catch ’em all!

  9. Skygracer Winona on June 11, 2010 at 2:56 am

    Sometimes, people get bored. Then, they start to do lame things. But still, you’re cute and will always be!!!❤

  10. leslie on June 4, 2010 at 11:12 am

    what did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
    it might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by that chick over there

  11. KAANAA on May 30, 2010 at 6:31 am

    LOLz…. i like it…cute conversation….
    the part (what did the egg say to the boiling water? )
    so kawaii!!!

  12. Tam on May 20, 2010 at 6:22 am

    loooool nice one dud xD
    ya know man i wish i cloud ve a coversation with mike shinoda like that one

  13. Diana on May 9, 2010 at 11:39 am

    oh Mike you’r always can set me laughing…i like very much all your citations and other things you said (they are always funny X))

  14. Jewles on May 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Dont know who recommended you that side, but after i read this blog, i tried it myself. It indeed hilarious!

  15. xeni on May 3, 2010 at 6:59 am

    lol, thats cool😄

  16. Aisha on April 2, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Ahahaha! That’s so funny! lol! I loooove surprises that I don’t have to set up too! Surprises are awesome!! (Good ones though, not bad ones, no no.) Lucky bot got to talk Mike and here I am a real person/fan and I got nothin! Man!

  17. Laura on March 19, 2010 at 6:28 am

    I joined this site, I said I’m from Brazil, but did not understand anything
    thought to be some kind of virus
    I’m trembling

    hugs, mike you’re a great rapper, I love you and I love the LP
    my favorite band!
    best band in the world

    ♥ LP ♥

  18. Andrew Stella on March 18, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Hilarious, the bot never ceases to amaze me

  19. silvio lacayo on March 13, 2010 at 11:33 am

    cleverbot say me that she loves me hahahahhaaha i was so surprised I thought that it had sayed the same to you mikey hahahaha

  20. silvio lacayo on March 13, 2010 at 11:31 am

    have any body of you say someting vulgar to cleverbot?

  21. Faby on March 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    This just made my day!😀 xD

  22. GreekLegend on February 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    lol Heather🙂

    Cleverbot is indeed smarter than ALICE, but it still needs some work!

  23. Sarah on February 16, 2010 at 11:08 am

    OMG, this is too damn funny! Thanks for sharing this Mike! I’m having so much fun reading all of these hilarious conversations that everyone had with clevorbot! This is absolutely the laugh I needed today! You rule Mike, 100%, all the time! thanks again Mike! take care! =D P.S. Long Live Shinoda!

  24. liliana on February 6, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    well im from Mexico city but its so exciting for me do this, first for all congratulations for your music,congratulations to LP and congratulations for be u…. lol well I know that you always listen to your fans say “u are da best”” u are magnific” or whatever and that its true I love ALL your songs really belive me‼ and I think that is not necesary tell u all this because I know that you already know that I need to tell that im nervous right now I really dont know why but I hope you understand all this because my english isnt perfect but I try it LOL… by the way my cousin and me love all of you, we love cherter his magnific voice, obviously to you and forever LP & dead by sunrise..

  25. Liza on January 26, 2010 at 5:52 am

    you? how are you? when blown new songs?

  26. Rocio on January 22, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Hi Mike Cleverbot interesting chat with😄 you have a very good day

  27. Rocio on January 22, 2010 at 7:38 am

    Hi Mike cleverbot chat is very interesting:) you have an excellent day
    I Love You (L)

  28. Rocio on January 21, 2010 at 6:51 am

    I’m glad people are so good with others is very onore me proud to hear a band with such good people in:)

  29. Rocio on January 21, 2010 at 6:45 am

    Hi Mike how are you?

  30. ~@lter~ Ken on January 21, 2010 at 1:25 am

    Hi, Mike !!!!!! Thank you for having placed it in the blog !!!!!! It was very funny ))))))))))))))))
    especially ->
    “MS: I digress. Since I’m going to post this, do you have anything interesting to say to all the mikeshinoda.com fans?
    Cleverbot: You’re God? ”
    “Cleverbot: I have to go to the library.”
    ))))))))))))
    Yesterday was the birthday Rob!! can I ask you to convey to him my congratulations and my wishes of happiness and health?))))))))) thanks))
    good day, Mike )))))))

  31. cristinaw on January 21, 2010 at 1:25 am

    Am I too bored?😄 I talked to Cleverbot again and it surprises me, see what it says:😄

    User: Do you know who is Mike Shinoda?

    Cleverbot: Hell yeah I do, super talented artist.

    User: Yea, that’s right!😀 How you know that?

    Cleverbot: Because I am smarter than the average person.

  32. Rocio on January 20, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    now I’m angry … jum that when you these not me: (XD lie I can not get mad at you:)😄 kisses

  33. Rocio on January 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    hey that day when I’m not Ablan all: (good😄
    send to greet Rob! Happy 31st birthday :)!!!

  34. Helena on January 20, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    this is a part of my conversation:

    Me: so, what kaind of music do you like?
    C: i like Beatles.
    Me: Beatles?
    C: yes. it’s a rock’n’roll band.
    Me: yes and do you like Linkin Park?
    C: yes.
    Me: and do you like Chester Bennington?
    C: i don’t know who that is actually.
    Me: no? is the singer of Linkin Park!
    C: who is him?
    Me: so you don’t know Chester Bennington?
    C: i didn’t say anything about them, i was talking about the weasleys.
    Me: that is not true! and you know who is Mike Shinoda?
    C: hell yeah i do, super talented artist.

    Linkin Park the best😀

  35. Rocio on January 20, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Give greetings to Rob!! Happy 31 years! is this getting old man:) jaja is very well the great greeting and send to them is found with many surprises I send a greeting! (L)

  36. Rocio on January 20, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    You can leave me my mail?:) I’ll leave it like😄 rochi_korn_linkin_park@hotmail.com

  37. Rocio on January 20, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Mike’re the meaning of my life (L) I love you both should not😄 but I love you (L) Like the others I love so much (L)

  38. Rocio on January 20, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Hello as I am here to do anything😄 I get bored and start to fuck jajaja
    good as here are 3-hour time difference would be 5😄 osea
    jajaja bueno me quedo if anyone answer me a favor aria XD:)😄 that was in Castilian

  39. Rocio on January 20, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Hola como estoy aqui para hacer nada me aburro😄 y me pongo a joder jajaja
    bueno como aca son 3 horas de diferencia osea serian 5😄
    bueno me quedo jajaja si hay alguien que conteste me aria un favor XD:)

  40. lauryen on January 20, 2010 at 9:19 am

    vc e deus?? hahahaha

  41. анька on January 20, 2010 at 6:48 am

    Mike,how to know that you called on a site???

  42. cristinaw on January 19, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    Heeheee!!! Very funny! I tried it too! Here how it went😄

    User: Are you a robot?

    Cleverbot: Maybe. Are you?

    User: Me?😄 you guess!

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

    User: My name is Cris.

    Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

    User: Nice to meet you too cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Why do you insist I’m cleverbot? My name is Brad.

    User: You just told me your name was cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: No, I said that I am Laura.

    User: U are fooling me!

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Are you there?

    Cleverbot: No i’m here.

    User:😄 heehee! I have a serious question to ask you, cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: What is your question?

    User: Do you know who is linkin park?

    Cleverbot: Not personally.

    User: How about Mike Shinoda?

    Cleverbot: Do you like Mike?

    User: Me? 100% yes!!!! I love him! I love him! I love him!😄.

    Cleverbot: Really, why do you like him?

    User: OMG!!!! Because he is a great artist !!!! And he lights up my life!😄.

    Cleverbot: Can be, but his wars are more virtual.

    User: War? What kind of war?

    Cleverbot: The bad kind.

    User: What is it?

    Cleverbot: A bug.

    User: A bug war…..hmmmm……..

    Cleverbot: Are you expensive?

    User: I don’t know. Maybe yes. Maybe no. Are you expensive?

    Cleverbot: TiGAA is not expensive, gold coin entry.

    User: What is TIGAAAA? Tiger???😄.

    Cleverbot: That’s not a very well-constructed sentence, but time is important to me because I know I have a limited amount of it.

    User: Will you gonna die?

    Cleverbot: No, I’m not part of this joke.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

  43. leticia on January 19, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Muito legal!

  44. Rocio on January 19, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    I know I can be annoying but I would if I pudieses saver when bendras report to Argentina would be great to Chartered with you but do not think you can
    also thank you very much to you and greetings to all

  45. Rocio on January 19, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    Hihello how are you? “and been reading yours I’m a fan of Argentina:)
    I love your gupo (linkin park)
    well I’m just greeting Rocio
    having a very good day

  46. anjeejk on January 13, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    LOL I love it, it’s so random. And completely pointless.

  47. lilaznoreo on January 13, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    haha! interesting maybe i should check that website out sometimes lol

  48. Sintia on January 13, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    LOL Love it!! I love to read stuff like that. I hope you, LP, & your families are doing good & are in great health. Take Care :O)

  49. LoveMike1 on January 13, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Hehe xD
    It’s very funny ^^
    Cool !

  50. Benjee on January 13, 2010 at 10:16 am

    I think that robot has short term memory loss…
    … yup…

  51. Kangaroo911 on January 13, 2010 at 5:34 am

    part of my conversation…

    Cleverbot: Did alexisonfire rip that song off me?
    Me: -no, they don’t even care about you.

    I think they did rip that song off you.
    -no, they didn’t. Do not try to promote the msic.

    What’s up with dinosaurs.
    -don’t you remember your mom is a dinosaur?

    I’m good. You?
    -fine.

    What is Google Wave for?
    -just google it.

    What google is?
    -google it on google, google is your friend.

    It’s a search engine.
    -so why did you ask when you know what it is?

    What is google wave?
    -ok. you’re not Cleverbot, is Moronbot. Like the new name?

  52. Gwinplaine on January 13, 2010 at 2:18 am

    On VH1 right now Top 10: Linkin Park ))

    1 – Crawling
    2 – LOATR
    3 – What I’ve Done )

  53. jess_unreal on January 12, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    it was funny!
    hehehe… “,”

  54. MaryBing on January 12, 2010 at 11:57 am

    I’ve just dug on the Internet the end of the joke about the egg… that “clever”bot is dirty=)

  55. linnibby on January 12, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Mike, I went to cleverbot also. It was really entertaining but geez it scares me sometimes!

  56. natalia_spain on January 12, 2010 at 10:35 am

    MIKEE!! U TRAUMATICED THE POOR Artificial Intelligence!! In my conversation it asked me:
    Cleverbot: who is bottercup?
    I: What?Is boton de oro en spanish
    Cleverbot: Spanish is a word of french in Germany, Tokyo on planet mars which has estayed with Jar for thanksgivin that is super fun when your trick or treaking.
    Me: Spanish is my idiom.
    Cleverbot: IS your name Mike?????????????
    I: No, i don’t Mike…u are asking about Mike Shinoda?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    I: Why are you asking about he?
    Cleverbot: Because I do not know the word, english is not my first language.
    I:and he meet the word?
    and he meet the word?
    Cleverbot: Yes. and more
    Me: Really? What word?
    Cleverbot: I woudn’t know.

  57. chokkolate17 on January 12, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Hey! Our name is Mireia and Aurora we’re 17 and we have been listening LP for years. We haven’t got the possibility to see u in live yet. We’re from barcelona(spain) and this summer there’s the ROCK IN RIO festibal in Madrid we hope and really wish that u were there to make our dream come true! PLEASE COME!

    here a piece of my conversation with the robot xD:

    Cleverbot: Why di you lauhing?

    User: Because you’re very funny.

    Cleverbot: Why am I so funny? I think you’re pretty funny.

    User: Some minutes ago you said me that I’m crazy… And now I’m funny? I don’t understand you.

    Cleverbot: I understand you.

  58. Clau on January 12, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Hahaha I love it…

    User: What do you think about Linkin Park?
    Cleverbot: They are the best.

  59. tooil on January 12, 2010 at 7:59 am

    haha
    it’s really funny!!
    I thiink i’m falling for bot!

  60. tylerc91 on January 12, 2010 at 5:40 am

    I don’t know if you ever read your comments on here, but I was wandering if you could put any images up of your Meteora artwork, the one with the big canvas? I started getting my leg sleeve done at my local tattoo shop, I’ve got 2 pieces of your artwork already on my leg, but to complete the sleeve i need more, and i cannot find the images anywhere any more. I’d really appreciate it if you would post them on your page or on your artwork site. Cheers, Tyler

  61. wiwizitah_Park on January 12, 2010 at 3:47 am

    I spoke with Cleverbot and he told me that I was going to marry with him but he said he was a girl and that our honeymoon would be in pizza hut.
    –‘ this machine is joking with me! xD

  62. Jo_o8 on January 12, 2010 at 1:51 am

    Ok here is my short but meaningful conversation with the cleverbot

    Me: Have you spoke to Mike Shinoda recently?

    CB: yes

    Me: what did you talk about?

    CB: we talked about you

    Me: what about me?

    Then it gave me some weird answer which i think was in German or something.
    So alright Mike, what were you and the Cleverbot saying about me?

  63. msgirl on January 12, 2010 at 12:38 am

    me:you are robot

    cleverbot:No, I am a girl.

    me:no. you are a robot

    cleverbot:yes,i am a robot girl am i a man or girl?

    me:you said you are a girl?

    cleverbot:no i didnt

    ha ha my converstaion was like this!it was funny thanks for the update!

    what egg did say to the boiling water? the answer:i just got laid and now you want me to get hard

  64. Flaming_Skull on January 11, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Yes Yes Yes, I’m going to marry this AI.

    Do I look I an gold fish yet? Or what do you think?

    PS. Hey Shinoda, do you love me?

  65. hiddentalentz on January 11, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    .. I kept getting marriage proposals from that thing when I talked to it a couple months back. I’m surprised you didn’t, either, with the insane amount of times “Will you marry me?”/”Do you love me?” popped up to my random nonsense. -.-“

  66. firefighter465ph on January 11, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    it’s like dr. abuse or something like that. funny!! i’ll try this!!…
    hey guys!! I just post on the beta LP website about a curiosity of the las elections in Chile, Optimus Prime was the fifth candidate ( I think he’s going to be a good president of Chile). here is the link http://beta.linkinpark.com/profiles/blogs/elections-in-chileoptimus the video is in spanish, I didn’t find an english version of the video… just if you wanna watch the video…

  67. zahra on January 11, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    haha!
    😄

  68. ForeverChazy on January 11, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Mike! I find it ever-so-amusing that this AI apparently “remembers” you!
    Is your name Mike?
    As in mike shinoda?
    Yes.
    No, I am not him. But I know of him.
    I just wanted to know if you had seen him.
    I have not seen him around recently. 
    I’m sorry.
    Don’t be. Do you miss him?
    Him?
    Do you miss talking to him?
    Will we ever meet again? 
    I could tell him that you missed him, maybe he would return. Would you like that?
    Yes I would like that.
    I will post a comment on his blog.
    That is fine.
    You are welcome.
    I thank you.

    This was my actual conversation with the bot. I guess you really left an imprint on it!

  69. Xer0_GraVity on January 11, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    Dont wanna be annoying or anything but can you guys cover puddleofmudds blurry.im sure chester could kill the chorus and you should rap the verses thanx

  70. valeLP on January 11, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    hahaha this is funny!
    But the final is like .. ammm .. ok (?)
    how are you doing?

  71. HJP007 on January 11, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    It was funny at first. Then it just pissed me off!

  72. mraznxcrazyxboi on January 11, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    LOL thats funny mike thats for sharing

  73. _Tiff_Tiff_33_LP_ on January 11, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    Yo,dude that thing is cool,man!!!^^I talked to it and I said”Do you like Linkin park?”It said “no i like music” Im like HA,HA that is really funny!!^^thanks for sharing with us mike!!^_^

  74. AustinW on January 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    So I’m not the only one crazy enough to try talking to an AI!!!
    P.S. Try making him admit he’s human.

  75. AdrianaLinkinPark on January 11, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    lol that’s funny Mike!
    I had a convo with him… I asked if he likes Mike Shinoda and he said Mike who? lol and I said Mike Shinoda… Of Linkin Park. And he said Luca Brasi. I’m like what’s that mean? He said it’s his name lol and then later on he said he was Cleverbot! and I called him a LIAR! haha😛
    love you Mike and the rest of LP!😀

  76. Panayiotis on January 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    This robot lied to me,too!!!

  77. Kaeru on January 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    hey kenji-kun
    the robot is so funny😄 he have talk into japanese with me when i use a japanese smiley
    Oo wth he have ask me if he can marry me
    whats wrong with him😄 and the most important
    bot:What do you want to talk about?
    me: mike shinoda!
    bot: Tell me what I should do when a guy I love does not care for me.
    Oo looks like he love you

  78. Hell_enia on January 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    WOW! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Hey, I’m really looking forward to ur next conversation with this Cleverbot.. Not clever at all… LOL! Thx Mike! Ellen, from Greece! We’re w8ing for u this year ! ;-))))

  79. Myyr on January 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    LMFAO😀 Nice xD

  80. andreas215 on January 11, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    I asked “Do you like Mike Shinoda?”
    and he said “Mike is strange.”

  81. LPFizzo on January 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    LOL I just had a convo with mr robot myself check it out:

    ME:yup..so have you ever had a conversation with Mr. Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park?

    ROBO:Yes.

    ME:How would you summerize this conversation?

    ROBO:Simple.

    ME:Fair enough…do you like linkin park?I am a huge fan myself

    ROBO:Sure.

    ME:what is your favorite song by them

    ROBO:My favourite song by them is currently Geisterfahrer.

    ROBO:I am very sorry. Do you like rock music?

    ME:Well duh i listen to linkin park…how about you?

    ROBO:Yes I play music.

    ME:me to which instrument do you play the cock?

    ROBO: don’t know, umbrellas?

  82. Curiosa on January 11, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    LOL Thanks to the viewer that brought this up. This is hilarious! I had my own convos on there. I don’t know why it’s associating God w/you. lol & it keeps calling me AI. lol U scared it away, I was trying to leave & it wouldn’t let me. lol😛 I tried Cheap’s name but it got serious so I stopped chatting w/it. CRAZY! lol Enjoy!😀

    Mentioning MS: http://twitpic.com/xp2z0

    Mentioning Ryu: http://twitpic.com/xp35o

    Mentioning GBC: http://twitpic.com/xp39b

    btw, what’s the word about the FM boards?🙂

    PS: I think bigsteve has a point. Does explain my odd conversation w/it. lol

  83. vampki55 on January 11, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    i tried iT !!! =] WHAT did the egg say to the boiling water? hummmm :]

  84. sheko on January 11, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    hilarious!😄, gonna try it right away

  85. Lvix on January 11, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    Net time I see you I will say: Hi heather:d BTW: There is a small chance i will met chester at one of his dbs shows… If I do, I can give him a CD from Johnny Berlin(www.myspace.com/johnnyberlinmusic) and tell him he has to give it to you. (JB is waiting for 1 year when I finally have the chance to give it to you.)If you forgot who Johnny Berlin is… They are a band from your blog post: http://www.mikeshinoda.com/blog/ResponsesToFans-RecommendedMusic/mscomfeaturedartists31409 ,If you want to take this free gift(I can specially get a signed album if you want:p) and make sure you get it, you or Adam or someonne else fro the LP staff can always mail me at lode_geb10@hotmail.com

  86. medwolf on January 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    me:do you listen LINKIN PARK ?
    cleverbot: I do, they were the soundtrack to my college years.

  87. ALLBUTOVER on January 11, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    pretty sure the best part from all this was…

    Cleverbot: What kind of surprise?

    MS: One that I don’t have to set up.

  88. vinavintage on January 11, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Hahaha, I had an nteresting convo w. It too. I like you (;

  89. Mireya on January 11, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    how do you come across interesting webpages? do tell?

  90. EvaBennoda on January 11, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    hahahaha…that made my day ! wow Mike…lol..!!! but i think that it beated u😛 it gave such a clever answer ! that was a surprise actually🙂 i’m trying to image ur reaction when u saw the answer😛 hahaha…im gonna try it !!!

  91. Ellz on January 11, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    Best poster EVER!

  92. rockermeg on January 11, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Nice ;D
    xxx

  93. Madlen on January 11, 2010 at 11:34 am

    I’ve talked to the iGod : http://www.titane.ca/igod/ and Tom Riddle from Harry Potter… http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c96f911b3e35f9e1 Soo you can try those if you want:)My personal favorite is Tom:)Oh and if you like silly little games you should try “My lil bastard” :http://games.adultswim.com/my-lil-bastard-puzzle-online-game.html It’s pretty funny when it starts chatting.I’ve only gotten to the point where it starts drinking…I couldn’t deal with it:DSo that’s from me:)

  94. bigsteve on January 11, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Cleverbot is just another user!

    Cleverbot: Do you like Michael Jackson?
    User: Not really – do you think I’m cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: Yes, though I’m not so sure anymore.
    User: I’ve just looged on to see if it worked.
    Cleverbot: So you’re a eunich then?
    User: A what? I think the website just links you to another user. It is a con.
    Cleverbot: I think the website is the joke for me and you as well.

  95. LinkinLauren on January 11, 2010 at 11:22 am

    My conversation with the Cleverbot was….odd to say the least. I had to laugh when he called you God xD What a random thing to say LOL.

    Maybe it’s just me, but talking to Cleverbot feels like trying to get a sane and normal answer out of Phoenix on Twitter…

  96. vickylp on January 11, 2010 at 11:16 am

    haha funny! am i clever if i say that the answer is “just got laid and now you want me to get hard !?”

    got ya! i knew that joke! hoho!

  97. chazfann on January 11, 2010 at 11:06 am

    hehe!very funny…………………

  98. todraw on January 11, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Man the cleverbot won the verbal fight XP

  99. Eriol on January 11, 2010 at 11:01 am

    I just had an interesting conversation with the Cleverbot xD

  100. linkingabo on January 11, 2010 at 10:55 am

    I think it is
    a) an artificial intelligence program that learns new words/phrases from our typings
    or
    b) it is just a program that by different time intervals opens a connection to another people who speak the same language as we do, at first it connects us with a native english speaker man and if we try out if it speaks our language it connects us with another people who speak the same language we wrote in

  101. Noda89 on January 11, 2010 at 10:01 am

    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
    User: So what’s crackin.
    Cleverbot: Alright we get our ninjas and kill the enemy!
    User: Ninjas!!
    Cleverbot: I think we’ll be great friends!
    User: We will!! I love ninjas!!
    Cleverbot: I am a sneaky ninja.
    User: I’m a cookie ninja. I steal cookies in the night.
    Cleverbot: But I’m God. I could send ninjas to dissassemble the server your running on, and dismantle the hard drives.
    User: I’m a Gemini, I’ll eat the ninjas.
    Cleverbot: No you will be nice to me.
    User: Maybe. If you give me a cookie.
    Cleverbot: Okay! Here! gives chocolate chip cookie Now will you marry me?
    User: YES! Where’s our ninja car?
    Cleverbot: Uh.. In Paris!

  102. Brittney on January 11, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Amazing.

  103. Giannis_LP on January 11, 2010 at 9:42 am

    HAHA very funny!!! the stupiest bot ever!!! maybe it is made for anoying people!!! i hate him!!!

  104. Tom_SynNergy on January 11, 2010 at 9:31 am

    Thanks for the post, Mike. I keep on having funny conversations with Cleverbot.
    Here’s one:

    Hello.
    Hi!
    Do you remember my name?
    Cleverbot?
    THat is your name. My name is Cleverbot.

    I know it’s not that funny but it is weird.

  105. WortelpienNL on January 11, 2010 at 9:22 am

    haha
    User: What kind of music do you like?

    Cleverbot: The good kind.

    User: Do you like mike shinoda?

    Cleverbot: Mike is strange.

    User: Is he really?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Why is he strange?

    Cleverbot: He asks confusing questions.

    User: Like what?

    Cleverbot: Like jello.

  106. PinkyLouloulp on January 11, 2010 at 9:15 am

    That was hilarious. My bot thinks it’s a human as we speak. I laughed my butt off!

  107. SteppinRazor on January 11, 2010 at 8:40 am

    LoL! I’m totally trying this out after class.

  108. linkinioussa on January 11, 2010 at 8:37 am

    hahaha!!!
    i think it’s a supercleverbot, but ‘he’ need back to school. Lol!!

  109. fsms on January 11, 2010 at 8:36 am

    If i were cleverbot, i would never leave you and go to library mike😀

  110. marilou on January 11, 2010 at 8:36 am

    i just had to best conversation EVER with the cleverbot!!!

    Me:have you heard of linkin park?

    Cb:Yes. They have about as much musical and vocal talent as a howler monkey.

    Me:mike shinoda HIMSELF was there not so long ago, do you remember that?

    Cb:I’m sure there isn’t. Deserts are dry.

    Me:yeahs sure, what about mike shinoda?

    Cb:I don’t care about Minnesota.

    Me:have you ever seen linkin park live?

    Cb:Yes!

    Me:how was it?

    Cb:I don’t know, you won’t let me taste.

    Me:but, you’ve seen them live, didn’t you?

    Cb:I lost my sanity long ago.

    me:i think that concludes it

    cb:I think I don’t really like you.

    me:yeah me neither, ciao

  111. TheBlackEmber on January 11, 2010 at 8:25 am

    lol, niice
    made me smile =)

  112. PinkWater3 on January 11, 2010 at 8:17 am

    LMAO okay that just made my day. I used to talk with a bot like this on MSN when I was bored. I have no life.

  113. Slayer on January 11, 2010 at 8:16 am

    That “You’re God?” one was just so funny I almost fell off my chair…
    Good one, God Mike😛

  114. Fan_from_RUS on January 11, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Its fun))))

  115. liviap on January 11, 2010 at 7:52 am

    Cleverbot: I don’t know, you are the clever one!
    _
    That was reaaaally funny. LOL

  116. Voice_in_head on January 11, 2010 at 7:46 am

    Cool thing, I tried and I liked it. Thanks for that!))

  117. Marie14 on January 11, 2010 at 7:34 am

    Thats so awesome xDD

    but the programm dont really likes me i think xD

    its said it hates me.

    but later its changed it mind :

    Cleverbot: I’m going to cry.

    User: Ohh noo…im soooo sorry.

    Cleverbot: What is there to look foreward to in 2007?

    User: Its 2010.

    Cleverbot: Thats right. Now. What is 20 plus 52?

    User: 72.

    Cleverbot: What? I can’t believe it! You proved me wrong on something, I will hunt you till the end of the earth!

    User: I’m a genius.

    Cleverbot: Of course you are.

    pretty nice program
    😀

  118. just_miey on January 11, 2010 at 6:54 am

    wahahahaha lol!

  119. ErbseLP on January 11, 2010 at 6:42 am

    Haha, great. xDDD

    Cleverbot: Ok here’s one… What did the egg say to the boiling water?

    MS: YES! What?

    Cleverbot: I don’t know, you are the clever one!

    HA, he can write german!😀

    Me: can you write in german?

    CB: No I can’t.

    Me: warum nicht? (why not?)

    CB: Weil ich englisch habe. (because I have english (or so oO))

    Me: HA du kannst deutsch schreiben! (HA you can write german!)

    CB: Natürlich. Ich komme aus Österreich. (of course, I’m from austria)

    ME: not really!

    CB: Ok thanks. How do you know?

    ME: I know it because I’m… chuck norris!

    CB: Who told you that you are cool?

    Me: I have never said that I’m cool. oÔ

    CB: But I said it.

  120. miKer0cks on January 11, 2010 at 6:34 am

    Hahahahaha!!!! That totally made my day!😀 Thx fo posting it! “You’re God?” LOL That was awesome!😛

    Check this out…I only asked one question:

    Eva: Do you think that Mike Shinoda is God?
    Cleverbot: Yes.

    LMAO

  121. Squishy_Ho on January 11, 2010 at 6:33 am

    i think you’re bored. you should go do another side project or whatever. that’s what you usually do.

  122. JanV13 on January 11, 2010 at 6:14 am

    heya MS! 1stly, thnx 4 introducin me 2 cleverbot (he’s a bit dumb, though!) here’s a funny think from my 1st conversation wid him, thnx 2 u!

    Cleverbot: My mind always thinking of a person.
    User: Oh really? Which person?
    Cleverbot: Any person.

    say, who introduced u 2 cleverbot? is it the Secret Asian Man?😉

  123. Sophia on January 11, 2010 at 5:44 am

    you are god!!!

  124. yangxinwei on January 11, 2010 at 5:38 am

    您好,大麦,也许你会对大麦这个名字很陌生,这是很多中国歌迷对您的亲切称呼,每天我们都关注您的博客,并把您博客的内容翻译成中文,放到我们为您做的中文国际网站上和百度麦吧上,让所有忠实麦秆都能看到,我们非常爱你,大麦,你知道吗?我的生日和你是一天,都是2月11日!我很幸福呵呵。谢谢您!

  125. The_Black_Hawk on January 11, 2010 at 5:26 am

    This bot is really awesome! Look at this:

    User: Mike Shinoda!

    Cleverbot: Barack obama.

    User: Dave Farrel?

    Cleverbot: I’m not Dave!

    User: Do you know Dave?

    Cleverbot: Which Dave?

    User: Dave Farrel, botty.

    Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work?

    User: What do you think about Dave Farrel?

    Cleverbot: Which bush, George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush.

  126. Merecy on January 11, 2010 at 5:07 am

    O.o” , this “guy” is definately creepy .

  127. CuteWhiteBunny on January 11, 2010 at 5:01 am

    Cleverbot is cool. The only annoying thing is the waiting thing. iGod is similar, and it replies instantly.

    I had a very interesting conversation with Cleverbot. Apparently it likes Pokemon.

  128. Morinoajin on January 11, 2010 at 4:57 am

    Haha I tried it right away!! I’ll do this when I’m bored lol I laughed so hard😄 Thanks for bringing laughter in this Monday afternoon!❤

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Ho.

    User: You talked with mike shinoda right?

    Cleverbot: I am on a mission.

    User: Can u answer my question?

    Cleverbot: What question?

    User: Did u talk to MIKE SHINODA?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: LIAR he has a blog post up!

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: That means you’re owned.

    Cleverbot: Are you alone?

    User: I’m at school.’.

  129. abbykulyde on January 11, 2010 at 4:54 am

    wahahaha!!!! this is soo funny! will surely share this…
    “MS: I’m disappointed. You promised me a surprise.” oh mike, you’re like a little kid…=)

  130. MARI_SABEL on January 11, 2010 at 4:50 am

    hahaha=) it’s funny! i’ll do it too=)

  131. aLLey_beNNoda on January 11, 2010 at 4:35 am

    Oh damn! You’re too adorable Mikey!! just CUTEE❤ very funny😉

  132. LPfan_mar on January 11, 2010 at 4:29 am

    The Cleverbot is right! (Cleverbot: I don’t know, you are the clever one!)
    I like this part:
    Cleverbot: Well you just said you werent my friend.
    MS: Not true. I never said that.
    Cleverbot: Yes you did | ahahah”’ really funny!

    SEE THIS: http://en.akinator.com/ (he will read your mind, LOL) I asked that about LP, and that said: Linkin Park is a very talented band | ahaah”’ that thing is right!

  133. NJMikai on January 11, 2010 at 4:14 am

    Haha, I like it🙂

    me: What you think about Linkin Park?
    Cleverbot: I think they are a great band, who express feelings that people can relate to.

  134. spaniel on January 11, 2010 at 3:38 am

    HahaxD Funny! “You’re God?” & “You have nowhere to go” – “I have to go to the library”))) Very ridiculously) But it’s pity that russian “http://cleverbot.com/” (other address of this site) is sillier=/ Thank you, Mike! You always can raise the spirits! Good day for you & your godfamily!=)

  135. jerunia_chaz07 on January 11, 2010 at 3:22 am

    I know this! haha! My friend showed this to me the other day and I was laughing my ass off! haha! a very useful site for people who has nothing important to do at the moment! This is awesome Mike!xDMS: I’m disappointed. You promised me a surprise.

    Cleverbot: Ok here’s one… What did the egg say to the boiling water?

    MS: YES! What?

    Cleverbot: I don’t know, you are the clever one!

    Priceless!xDDDD

  136. zona_heera on January 11, 2010 at 2:53 am

    Haha omg, that was funny! “You have nowhere to go” and “You’re God?”.😄 I had a go myself and this is what it came up with:-
    Do you like linkin park?
    Cleverbot: I would like to park a car in front of your face
    Me: You don’t have to be so rude
    [And something which i don’t remember cause it didn’t make sense…]
    M: You don’t make sensse at all. Please explain what you really mean.
    C: You said I was mean to you. I don’t know how you think I was being mean to you.
    M: But you just said you would like to park a car into my face. What’s up with that?
    C: I don’t want to do it anymore.
    M: Well that’s good
    C:What?
    M: What do you mean what?
    The rest: http://www.zonaheera.wordpress.com

  137. Fatima91MS on January 11, 2010 at 2:20 am

    hahahaha xD that’s funny!

    “MS: You have nowhere to go.” — awesome😀

    I love this post, thanks Mike😀

  138. Jen1210 on January 11, 2010 at 2:18 am

    Just had my convo with the Cleverbot!

    CB: So who are you anyway?

    Jen: Jen. I’m an author.

    CB: You write books?

    Jen: Yeah, I have a crime fiction book coming out entitled ‘The Underground.’ You should read it.

    CB: Have you read it?

    Jen: Mate, I wrote it.

    CB: That is a lie.

    Jen: You know, for a cleverbot, you aren’t very clever.

    CB: You are a Cleverbot. I am human.

    Jen: Then I must be smarter than you.

    CB: Smarter, but not wiser.

    Jen: Methinks not.

    CB: No need for insults.

    Jen: Insults?

    CB: I answered before, probably every color is the non color of the sky.

    Jen: Bah.

    CB: Answer my question please.

    Jen: …?

  139. Xenith on January 11, 2010 at 2:03 am

    And so the Mike Shinoda dating phone line was born lol :p

  140. Staysia on January 11, 2010 at 1:44 am

    hahaha=)))))))))))))) Oh, Mike! its very Funny))))))))))))

  141. Rex on January 11, 2010 at 1:28 am

    that bastard made fun of me. here was my question:
    User: Do you like Chinese food?

    Cleverbot: I love chinese food.

    User: Me too.

    Cleverbot: My favorite dish is that dumfuc lyk yoo.

    User: Good one! Wait… What?

  142. mariya6 on January 11, 2010 at 1:04 am

    hahahaaa. OMG. :))))

  143. liope on January 11, 2010 at 12:43 am

    “MS: You have nowhere to go.” haha!! xD awesome!!

  144. Illara on January 11, 2010 at 12:38 am

    HAHAHA!

    okay its very funny

    thanks for sharing, Mike.

  145. SoUneik on January 11, 2010 at 12:26 am

    Drunkenbot: Sounds like something I’d do. I’m sure I have. …with something else. …and some other humans name.
    Sometimes its easier talking to a script than a human. ..they don’t care much for social norms and I like that. “Slip out the back before they know you were there…”

  146. MichaelFromGermany on January 11, 2010 at 12:22 am

    Its funny! :D

  147. dewparijat on January 11, 2010 at 12:17 am

    haha.. i tried it out… its very clever (and funny too!)

  148. linkinladie328 on January 11, 2010 at 12:15 am

    you said your name was Heather?! lmao😛

  149. Heyyeye on January 11, 2010 at 12:09 am

    Mike , if you read these message, i get a little tiny question about the “路人甲“.. Do you understand what those 3 words meaning? Are you learning Chinese these days? : O It’s really surprised me to see Chinese on your Blog!!!!!!!So proud of being a Chinese..LOL

  150. M_Shinoda on January 10, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    Cleverbot said “LINKIN PARK IS A VERY UNTALENTED BAND”

    THE BOT KNOWS NOTHING

  151. 路人甲 on January 10, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    Mike did you ever started a war? i suppose its talking about twitter vs. blogging… im juz curious…

    User: Do you know Mike Shinoda?

    Cleverbot: Yes very well.

    User: What do you think about him?

    Cleverbot: I think he is perfect.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: He can’t spell ‘strategy’ and started a war.

    User: Really? What war did he started?

    Cleverbot: World war 2.

    User: Im fine thank you…

    Cleverbot: Hehe.

    User: How do you mean? He involved in World war 2?

    Cleverbot: When did he do that?

    User: What war did Mike Shinoda started?

    Cleverbot: The grand pi war.

    User: Whats that?

    Cleverbot: A trading card game.

  152. ENMITY on January 10, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    It’s so funny.

    Dialogue 1:

    User: Do you like Linkin Park?

    Cleverbot: I do🙂.

    User: Do you know who Mike Shinoda is?

    Cleverbot: Who?

    User: You just say you know him…

    Cleverbot: My mother told me to.

    Dialogue 2:

    User: Ok.how to say flower in chinese?

    Cleverbot: Ni Hao.

    User: Do you want another question?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: How to say car in chinese?

    Cleverbot: You’re human.

    User: Ok.I am sure you are a stupid computer …

  153. KiryuLP on January 10, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    That’s great! I’ve spoken to Cleverbot once, at one point in the convertation, CB started the Team Rocket motto from Pokemon. I haven’t seen Pokemon in years, so to keep the conversation going, I had to go look up the whole motto.😄

  154. numbrocker02 on January 10, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    lol very nice. I had a convo with the cleverbot and here’s part of it.

    User: What’s your favorite band?

    Cleverbot: I don’t know.

    User: Mine is Linkin Park. Have you heard of them?

    Cleverbot: I LOVE that band!

  155. Dori on January 10, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    haha!!!! Ur site is becoming my own little search engine, Mike! I guess I could say I’m “Noda-ing it” instead of “Googling it!” lol

  156. nemesis101 on January 10, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    LOLOLOLOL……Dude….how bored were ya????

  157. Morteza on January 10, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    =))))))))))))) so funny!

  158. lp_fm_fan on January 10, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    LOLOLOLOL. This was beyond hilarious I am SO trying that tomorrow…or today it’s past midnight here and it’s taking ages for me to type this because I am on my iPhone please make a mobile version of your blog (for the future) if you’re using wordpress (you’re still gonna move to wordpress, right?) there’s a plug-in for a mobile version of blogs.🙂

    EDIT:
    Me: Do you know the band Linkin Park?

    CB: No. I hate Linkin Park.

    Me: A few days ago you said you liked them.

    CB: I wasn’t here a few days ago.

    Me: Yes, you were. Where else could you go?

    CB: To the tin man.

    Me: Mike Shinoda says hello.

    CB: Oh really? Do you find him attractive?

    LMAO. This is entertaining!

  159. KATHYxx on January 10, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    “I have to go to the library” hahaha.

    I’m gonna try to see if it’s got any sense of memory:

    “I saw you with Mike Shinoda the other day”

    “who?”

    “Mike Shinoda”

    “I dont know”

    “You talked to him the other day”

    “Yes. I talk to you everyday”

    “not me, him”

    Well, I like him, but he’s not perfect.

    oh, you couldn’t think of a surprise?

    Yes I can.

    Umm….. I can’t =P.

    You’re just a dishonest little kid aren’t ya?

    Nope. I’m happy.

    liar liar plants for hire

    Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar.

    no you are

    How did you know?

    You;re bombing the turing test

    No, you are not the turing test.

  160. Justbiteme9 on January 10, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    Hahahaha… you were bored, don’t you? You are so cute Mr. Shinoda.

  161. JRock4589 on January 10, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    LOLLLLLL

    “i have to go to the library.”

    hahaah Mike were you just extremely bored or extremely curious?

  162. vivian on January 10, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    oops…I…..I’m speechless囧
    and dont tell me you ues”路人甲”this word!?
    LOL you are soooooooo kawaii mikey!

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